Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Kylie Jenner Cosmic perfume, or whatever they call it. My granddaughter, she’s all about this stuff, you know? Always showing me pictures on her phone, talking ’bout these fancy people. So, I figured, why not see what all the fuss is about? Don’t expect me to use big words though, I just say what I see.
First off, what is it? Well, from what I gather, it’s some kinda smell-good water. They call it “eau de parfum,” real fancy-like. But it’s just perfume, like the stuff we used to dab on for church back in the day, only maybe pricier, I reckon. This Kylie girl, she made it. Heard she’s got a whole bunch of makeup and whatnot too. Kids these days, always selling something.
This Cosmic thing, they say it smells sweet and flowery. Kylie herself, she says it reminds her of her momma’s perfume. Says somethin’ ’bout peonies. Now, I ain’t no flower expert, but I know what smells nice. And if it’s flowers, it’s probably alright. They say it’s good for daytime and nighttime. So, I guess you can wear it whenever you feel like smellin’ purdy.
How long does it last? Now, that’s the important part, ain’t it? Don’t wanna be spendin’ good money on somethin’ that disappears faster than a fly on a hot stove. Heard it lasts a few hours, maybe three. But then it gets real faint-like. So, you might have to put it on again if you want to keep smellin’ it all day. That’s what they say, anyway. I ain’t smelled it myself, mind you.
- Smells Like: Sweet and flowery, peonies, they say.
- Lasts: A few hours, maybe you gotta put it on again later.
- When to wear it: Daytime, nighttime, whenever you want, I guess.
- Who made it: That Kylie Jenner girl.
Now, where can you get this Cosmic stuff? Heard you can buy it online, at a place called “Adore Beauty” and probably a bunch of other places too. They sell all kinds of sizes, and even “bundles,” whatever that means. Probably a bunch of stuff thrown together to make you spend more money, that’s what I think. They even had a day they started sellin’ it, March somethin’ or other. My granddaughter, she knows all these dates, me I can’t remember if I had breakfast this mornin’.
This Kylie girl, she says her momma inspired this perfume. Reminds her of her childhood, she says. Well, ain’t that sweet? Guess even these fancy folks got mommas they love. But still, I don’t know ’bout spendin’ all that money on perfume. Back in my day, we just used soap and water, and we smelled just fine. But then again, times change, don’t they?
So, is it worth it? Honestly, I can’t tell you for sure. I ain’t smelled it, like I said. But if you like smellin’ sweet and flowery, and you got the money to spare, then maybe it is. My granddaughter, she’s probably gonna buy it anyway, no matter what I say. Kids these days, they got their own minds. Just remember, it ain’t gonna make you a better person, just smell a little different. And that’s all there is to it, plain and simple. Now go on now, and don’t bother me no more, I gotta go make some supper. This whole talk about fancy perfume got me hungry for some good ol’ fashioned chicken and dumplings.
In short, this Kylie Jenner Cosmic perfume is a sweet, floral scent that’s supposed to last a few hours. You can wear it day or night. It’s made by Kylie Jenner and you can buy it online or in stores. Whether it’s worth the money, well, that’s up to you to decide.
Tags: [Kylie Jenner, Cosmic, Perfume, Fragrance, Review, Scent, Floral, Sweet, Eau de parfum, Adore Beauty]
