Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Kayne, yeah, the one always makin’ a fuss at that fancy dress-up week thing. Fashion Week, they call it. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over clothes to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
This Kayne guy, he’s always up to somethin’. Heard he was walkin’ on that runway like them skinny little gals. Imagine that! A big fella like him, struttin’ his stuff in Paris. Paris! That’s way across the water, ain’t it? Must be nice to go traipsin’ around the world like that.
They say he was wearin’ a hat, a dark jacket, and some shiny pants. Shiny pants! Reminds me of that time my grandson wore his sister’s sparkly leggings to the county fair. Caused quite a stir, he did. But this Kayne, well, I guess he can get away with it ’cause he’s famous or somethin’. People seem to eat it up, whatever he does.
- He makes music, they say. Never heard it myself, too loud for my old ears.
- He makes clothes too. Fancy ones, I reckon, not the kind you’d wear to feed the chickens.
- And he’s got this brand, Yeezy, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d shout at a goat, if you ask me.
Now, this Yeezy business, that’s where he makes his money, I guess. Clothes and shoes and who knows what else. They say he changed how people dress. Made those street clothes, you know, the kind kids wear when they’re loiterin’ around, he made ’em expensive. Imagine payin’ good money for somethin’ looks like it got ripped at the knees! But that’s the world these days, I suppose. Upside down and backwards.
He’s been doin’ this fashion stuff for a long time, they say. Years and years. Always makin’ a statement, they say. What kind of statement? I don’t rightly know. To me, clothes are just somethin’ to keep you warm and covered up. But these fashion folks, they see it different, I reckon.
And this new album he’s got, “Vultures” it’s called. Sounds kinda spooky, don’t it? Folks are listenin’ to it all over, they say. He’s got his fingers in every pie, that one. Music, clothes, shoes… probably got a hand in makin’ them fancy teacups the Queen drinks out of too, for all I know.
Seems like every time this Fashion Week rolls around, Kayne’s there, makin’ headlines. Walkin’ on runways, wearin’ weird clothes, makin’ folks talk. That’s his game, I guess. Keepin’ his name in the papers, keepin’ people lookin’ at him. He’s a smart one, that Kayne, even if he does dress a bit funny sometimes.
He’s done a lot for this fashion world. Mixed them street clothes with the fancy stuff, they tell me. Made it so them young folks can wear hoodies and sneakers and still feel like they’re dressed up. Times are changin’, that’s for sure. Back in my day, you wore your Sunday best to church and your overalls to the farm. Now, it seems like you can wear just about anything, anywhere. And it’s all thanks to fellas like Kayne, I hear.
So, that’s the story of Kayne at Fashion Week, as far as I can tell. He’s a fella who likes to make a splash, likes to be seen, and likes to change things up. And whether you like him or not, you gotta admit, he sure knows how to get people talkin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make sure them chickens ain’t gettin’ into the garden again.
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