Oh, honey, you wanna know who got the biggest butt in the whole wide world? Well, lemme tell ya, I seen a lot in my day, but some of these folks just got backsides that could stop a truck! Biggest butt, you say? Well, that’s somethin’ else. We used to just care about a good, strong back for haulin’ water and tendin’ the garden, but nowadays, these young folks, they all about that big butt.
I heard tell of this one gal, Mikel Ruffinelli, now she’s got a big butt. They say it’s the biggest, a record-breaker, even! Eight feet around, can you imagine? Bigger than my kitchen table, Lord have mercy! I reckon she has to buy two seats on the bus. 420 lbs, my oh my! She must eat a lot of potatoes. That’s a big butt. She’s from Los Angeles. That’s a big city, so it must be right.
And then there’s this other one, Natasha Crown, from Sweden, I think, who’s tryin’ to get the biggest butt. She’s had work done, you know. They call it “Brazilian this” and “Brazilian that”, like it’s a special kind of fruit or somethin’. She even said she want her booty bigger and bigger. That’s what young people do these days. They just want big butt, all of them. She even has trouble sitting down, imagine that! All that work and money, just for a big butt.
Then there is this other lady, they say she is a bodybuilder. What is a bodybuilder? I only know body is for working, planting, you know. She has the biggest behind in her country, Brazil. They say she is popular on social media. What is social media? People just showing off their big butt, I think.
Seems like nowadays, everybody wants a big butt. They even got special names for it. It’s all over that internet thing. Back in my day, a big backside just meant you ate good and worked hard.
- Mikel Ruffinelli, they say she’s got the biggest.
- Natasha Crown, she’s tryin’ to get the biggest.
- That bodybuilder lady, biggest in Brazil.
I don’t know why the girls want a big butt so bad. These girls do a lot of strange things, just for beauty, just for a big butt. I saw a lady put a needle in her face. For what? We used to only use needles for sewing. My, oh, my. And they pay good money for this, just for a big butt. I just don’t understand.
Women have rounder butts because they store more fat. That’s what I heard. Some fat here, some fat there. I think it’s called estrogen. And men have something called testosterone. It makes them not store fat, I think. That’s what these young people talk about, estrogen, testosterone, big butt.
Some people just have bigger bone, some have more meat on them bone. Some people just have more muscle. Some people eat more, so they get bigger, and so does their big butt. It’s just the way it is, I reckon.
Honey, I don’t rightly know who has the biggest butt in the whole wide world. I hear a lot, but I can’t say. But, I tell you what, people talk a lot about big butt now. That Mikel, she’s got a big butt for sure. That Natasha, she’s workin’ on her big butt. And that bodybuilder, she got a big butt too. They sure do love a big butt these days. Just be happy with what you got, I always say. A good heart is better than a big butt any day of the week. And remember, take your tape measure with you if you gonna measure these things!
That’s all I know about big butt. I hope that is enough. Young people are so strange now. They talk about things we never talk about.
