That Cher, she’s somethin’ else, ain’t she? Always wearin’ them fancy clothes. I seen her on the TV, at that Met Gala thing. Lordy, that woman, she sure knows how to make a scene! Cher Met Gala outfit, yeah, that’s what they’re all talkin’ about.
Now, I ain’t one for them fancy parties, but I gotta say, she’s got guts. Wearin’ practically nothin’ sometimes! Back in ’74, they said she wore a dress you could see right through. A naked dress is what they call it. She was wearin’ Bob Mackie, I think, who makes her clothes a lot. Can you imagine? I’d be mortified! But not Cher. She just struts around like she owns the place. And I guess, in a way, she kinda does.
- She was there at the first one, back in the day, I heard.
- She was only 28, I heard, lookin’ like a million bucks.
- That’s a long time ago now. I remember when I was 28…
That yellow dress, remember that one? The one that Rihanna wore, a few years back. They said she looked like a big omelet. Well, Cher, she’s worn some crazy things too, but she always looks like Cher. You know what I mean? She’s got her own style. Like them chaps she wore once, in ’73 or somethin’. Suede, they were. Chaps! On the red carpet! Who does that?
Cher Met Gala outfit, always a big deal. She ain’t afraid to show a little skin, that’s for sure. Necklines down to here, skirts up to there. I reckon she’s got the body for it, though. Always been skinny as a rail, that one. Probably all that dancin’ she does. Keeps her young, I suppose.
And she’s been doin’ this for years, you know? Decades! She’s older than me, I think. But she don’t look it. Must be good genes, or maybe she’s got a secret potion she drinks. Whatever it is, it’s workin’.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’d wear any of that stuff myself. I’m more of a housedress and slippers kind of gal. But I admire her, I really do. She’s a strong woman, Cher. Doesn’t care what anybody thinks. Just does her own thing. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it?
- She’s worn some wild stuff. She ain’t afraid to make a statement.
- She’s been famous forever. I remember her from when I was young.
- She’s always got somethin’ new. She likes to keep folks guessin’.
That Cher Met Gala outfit, it’s always somethin’ to see. One year, she’s all sparkly and shiny, the next, she’s all feathers and beads. You never know what she’s gonna come up with. But you can bet it’ll be somethin’ to talk about.
I remember one time, she wore this big headdress, looked like a bird’s nest on her head. And another time, she had this dress that looked like it was made of spiderwebs. See-through, it was. Like I said, she ain’t shy. Cher Met Gala outfit, it’s always entertainin’, that’s for sure.
I seen her on the TV other day, singin’ that “Turn Back Time” song. She’s had so many of them “Turn Back Time” outfits. She was wearin’ that outfit again, the one with all the holes in it. Still looks good, though. For an old gal, she’s still got it. She just doesn’t care and wears what she wants.
She’s a legend, that Cher. A real legend. And her Cher Met Gala outfit, well, they’re legendary too. They’ll be talkin’ about them for years to come, I reckon. Long after I’m gone, folks will still be lookin’ at pictures of Cher, at the Met Gala, wearin’ somethin’ crazy and wonderful.
Yep, that Cher. She’s one of a kind. And her outfits are just part of the whole show. That’s why everyone wants to see what she wears, I guess. To see what she can get away with. And to see a little bit of magic, maybe. That’s what she is, magic, that woman. Pure magic.
