Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here perfume, the French Lime Blossom by Jo Malone. I ain’t no fancy pants expert or nothin’, but I know what smells good, and this here stuff, it smells real nice.
First off, they say it’s supposed to remind you of early summer in Paris. Now, I ain’t never been to Paris, France. Closest I’ve been is Paris, Texas, and that smelled mostly like cows and hay. But this perfume, it smells like somethin’ special. Like flowers, but not too girly or nothin’. It’s got this lime smell too, but it ain’t like the limes you get at the grocery store. It’s more…fancy.
I heard tell this here French Lime Blossom ain’t always easy to find. Seems like they stopped makin’ it regular, but then they bring it back sometimes as part of their “Archive Collection.” Whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ old folks keep in the attic, but this here perfume, it don’t smell old, no sir. It smells fresh and clean, like sunshine and a gentle breeze.
- They say you can get it at some airports, like in Singapore or the UK. But that’s a long ways away for a country bumpkin like me.
- And then there’s this place called Macy’s, and Kroger too, they might have it, but I ain’t sure.
- Seems like you gotta hunt around a bit to find it.
Now, I ain’t got a whole lot of money to be spendin’ on fancy smells, but if I was gonna splurge, this here French Lime Blossom might just be worth it. It ain’t cheap though. I hear tell it costs a pretty penny, but I reckon a little dab’ll do ya. You don’t need to go pourin’ it all over yourself like some folks do. Just a little spritz here and there, and you’ll be smellin’ like a million bucks.
They got other smells too, this Jo Malone company does. Lots of ‘em. English Pear & Freesia, they say that’s a popular one. And then there’s Lime Basil Mandarin, Orange Blossom, and Wood Sage Sea Salt. Sounds like a whole garden full of smells! But this here French Lime Blossom, it’s the one that caught my eye…or nose, I guess you could say.
Some folks say it smells like linden flowers. I wouldn’t know a linden flower from a dandelion, but if it smells anything like this perfume, then them linden flowers must be somethin’ special. And that lime in it, it’s just right. Not too sour, not too sweet, just…perfect. Like a summer day in a bottle.
I seen some folks sayin’ you can get a gift card and buy it online. That might be the easiest way to get it, specially if you don’t live near one of them fancy stores. I ain’t much for computin’ and all that, but even I can figure out how to click a button and order somethin’ online. Well, maybe with a little help from my grandkids.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a new perfume and you want somethin’ that smells real nice, you might wanna give this here French Lime Blossom a try. It ain’t cheap, but like I said, sometimes you gotta treat yourself. And who knows, maybe it’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ down the streets of Paris, France, even if you’re just sittin’ on your porch sippin’ sweet tea. It’s a nice smell, that’s for sure. A real nice smell.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. It smells good, it costs a bit, and it might be hard to find. But if you like smellin’ nice, it might just be worth the trouble.
Tags: [Jo Malone, French Lime Blossom, Cologne, Perfume, Fragrance, Summer Scent, Lime Scent, Floral Scent, Archive Collection, Luxury Scent]
