Oh, honey, let me tell you about these 30d breasts. It’s a thing, you know? Like them cups for coffee, but for your chest. My granddaughter, she’s always talking about these things. Says I need a new bra. Mine’s older than dirt, but it does the job, you see?
This 30d breasts stuff, it’s about numbers and letters. Like that alphabet soup, but for your chest, only it is not for eating! You measure under your, you know, the girls, and then you measure around them. It is all about the size. And then you get a number and a letter. It’s like a secret code or something. I never could keep it straight, but you need to measure carefully.
They say 30 is for the bottom part, under the chest where it is small size. And the D, well, that’s for the, uh, the fullness. Like how much they stick out. So, 30d breasts is like, not too big around, but with a good handful up top, you know what I mean? Bless your heart if you don’t! It is not small, but it is not big either.
- First, you gotta measure under your chest. That’s the 30 part of 30d breasts.
- Then, you measure around the biggest part. That gives you the letter, like A, B, C, or D.
- D is, well, it’s a good size. Not too small, not too big.
Now, my granddaughter, she’s got all these fancy bras. Different colors, different shapes. She says it’s important to get the right size. Says it makes you feel better. I don’t know about all that, but she seems happy. She showed me this thing online, a bra calculator thing. You put in your numbers, and it tells you your size. Magic, I tell ya!
But these young folks today, they’re always online. Looking at pictures, comparing themselves. I tell my granddaughter, “Honey, you’re beautiful just the way you are.” Don’t need no fancy 30d breasts or whatever to be happy. Just be yourself, that’s what I always say. But in this world today they always want the perfect size. They want a big size or a small size, I don’t know.
Back in my day, we didn’t have all these choices. You had your one bra, and you wore it till it fell apart. Didn’t matter if it was 30d breasts or some other size. We just made do with what we had. Maybe it was too big or too small, but it didn’t matter! We were strong women. We worked hard. Didn’t have time to worry about such things, to be honest with you.
But times have changed, I guess. Now it is all about the look. Now it’s all about these 30d breasts and all that. My granddaughter says it’s important for your health, too. To have the right support. Maybe she’s right. I don’t know. She says a bad bra can make your back hurt. I do have a bad back, but I think that’s from all those years of working in the fields, not from my bra!
Anyways, if you are looking to figure out about this 30d breasts thing, I think you need to know how to measure the bra size. You can ask the lady at the store. They will tell you, they know. Or you can look it up online. Just be careful what you read online. Not everything is true, you know. Some people just want to sell you stuff. They don’t care about your size, they just want the money.
The most important thing is to be comfortable, I reckon. Whether you have 30d breasts or something else. Don’t let anyone tell you different. You’re beautiful just the way you are. Inside and out. That’s what really matters. That is all that matters really, just be happy. And if you got a good bra, well, that’s just a bonus, I guess. Just be you, that’s all I can say about it. Be you, and be happy.
Oh, and don’t forget to eat your vegetables. Good for the body, good for the soul. And maybe good for the 30d breasts, too, who knows? Keeps everything in working order, you see. Just like a good bra, I suppose. Everything needs a little support sometimes. That is the truth right there. Support, that is the secret to everything in life, just like these 30d breasts.
