What men wear in Vegas? This thing, I tell you, it ain’t rocket science. You see them young’uns walking around, some look like they just rolled outta bed, others look like they’re going to a wedding or something. But mostly, it’s just regular stuff.
Vegas, that place is hot, you know. Like a furnace in July. So you gotta wear something that lets you breathe. No one wants to be sweating like a pig all day. A t-shirt, that’s what I see most of the time. Just a plain old t-shirt. Maybe with some writing on it, or a picture. Some of them are so tight, I wonder how they breathe! And shorts. Lots of shorts.
- Shorts, yeah, that’s a big one.
- Khaki shorts, denim shorts, you name it.
- Some of them are so short, you can see their… well, never you mind.
- And flip-flops.
Everyone’s wearing flip-flops. Click-clack, click-clack, all day long. I don’t know how they don’t get blisters. Me, I like a good pair of shoes with support. These old bones need it, you know? But these young fellas, they don’t care. Flip-flops it is.
Now, sometimes you see them dressed up a bit. Like they’re going to one of those fancy restaurants or shows. Then they might put on a nicer shirt. Maybe one with buttons, you know? A polo shirt, they call it. Still short sleeves though, because like I said, it’s hot. And some nicer pants. Not jeans, but like, those… those other kind. Chinos? Is that what they call them? I don’t know. But not jeans.
And shoes! Real shoes, not flip-flops. Leather shoes, maybe. Some of them look like they’re wearing those shiny shoes, you know, the ones that look like they’ve been polished with a mirror? But not everyone. Some of them, they just wear sneakers. Those are fine too, I guess, if they’re clean.
One thing for sure, when in Vegas, you gotta be comfortable. There are so many people, and you are walking everywhere. Don’t want to be hurting. Good walking shoes, you know, that’s important. And keep your wallet safe! Lots of pickpockets in Vegas, I hear. Put it in your front pocket. Don’t be a fool.
Now, if they’re going swimming, that’s a whole different story. Swim trunks, of course. Some of them are real bright, with all kinds of colors and patterns. Makes my eyes hurt just looking at them. And a t-shirt again, usually. Or no shirt at all. Just showing off their… well, you know.
And a hat! Don’t forget a hat. That sun is strong, I tell you. You don’t want to get burned. A baseball cap, that’s what most of them wear. Keeps the sun out of your eyes, too.
- T-shirt, that’s the main thing.
- Shorts or maybe those chino pants.
- Flip-flops or sneakers, or maybe those shiny shoes if you’re going somewhere fancy.
- Swim trunks if you’re going swimming.
- And a hat!
Sometimes, when it is night time in Vegas, it gets a little chilly. Not cold, mind you, but a little cool. Like you need a light sweater or a jacket. Just something to keep the chill off. See some fellas wearing those, especially if they’re going to be outside for a while.
Some of those men, they try to look real fancy. Like they’re in a movie or something. They wear those linen shirts, all big and loose. And those leather sandals, you know, the ones that look like they cost a fortune. They think they’re something special. But really, it’s just clothes.
For a stylish casino look, you know, what is that mean? Just wear what you like, I say. If you like it big and colorful, then do it. It is your money. In Vegas, nobody cares, they seen it all, you know? They don’t care what you are wearing.
Oh, and I seen some of them with those big gold chains around their necks. And cigars! Walking around with a big cigar in their mouth. Like they’re some kind of big shot. I don’t know. Maybe that’s what you’re supposed to do in Vegas. But I think these men look silly.
So, what men wear in Vegas? Pretty much anything they want, I guess. But mostly, it’s just regular clothes. T-shirts, shorts, flip-flops. Maybe something a little nicer if they’re going somewhere fancy. Just remember to be comfortable, and keep your wallet safe! That’s the most important thing. And don’t forget a hat!
