Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this…this thing. I ain’t no fancy lady, ya know? I’m just a regular person, like you and me. But I seen some things, and I heard some things, and I gotta tell ya, this calendar thing, it’s somethin’ else.
First off, the box. Lordy, the box! It’s like, all shiny and pretty. Folks are sayin’ it’s a “ten out of ten” box. Can ya believe that? Ten out of ten! For a box! My old egg basket ain’t never got a ten out of ten, and it’s held more important things than any fancy calendar, I tell ya. This one girl, Harmon, she got so excited ’bout this box, she put it on that Tok-Tik thing. You know, that thing where young folks dance around and show off. Well, she showed off that box, and wouldn’t ya know it, everyone and their grandma started watchin’. It went “vire-all,” or somethin’ like that. Just for a box!
But then you open the box, and what do ya find? Little tiny stuff. Tiny, tiny, itty-bitty stuff! Like, so small you could sneeze and lose it. We’re talkin’ ’bout little bottles of smell-good stuff, and little tubes of paint for your face, and…well, I ain’t rightly sure what all else is in there. It’s all so darn small!
Now, I heard tell that this here calendar costs a fortune. A fortune, I say! Enough money to feed a whole family for a year, maybe more. And for what? For a bunch of tiny stuff in a fancy box? Seems a bit silly to me, but hey, what do I know? I ain’t never had money to throw around like that.
- They say it’s got “luxury” items. Luxury! What’s that even mean? Back in my day, luxury was a full belly and a warm bed. Now, I guess it’s a tiny bottle of somethin’ you can’t even pronounce.
- And this “Billionaire’s Luxury Portal” thing, they’re all talkin’ about it too. I ain’t never seen a billionaire in my life, let alone their “portal.” Sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale, if you ask me.
- They say it’s an “advent calendar.” Advent what now? We used to have calendars with pictures of pretty landscapes or cute kittens. Now they got calendars with tiny expensive stuff. Times sure have changed.
I reckon some folks just like fancy things. They like to show off, you know? They like to have what other people can’t afford. And maybe, just maybe, there’s somethin’ special ’bout this tiny stuff that I just don’t understand. Maybe it smells like heaven, or maybe it makes you look ten years younger. I don’t know, and I ain’t likely to find out.
But I’ll tell you this, that box ain’t worth more than a good night’s sleep. And all that tiny stuff inside? It ain’t gonna fill your belly or keep you warm on a cold night. Give me a good, strong cup of coffee and a warm blanket any day. That’s my kind of luxury. That’s the kind of thing that makes a body feel good. And it don’t cost a fortune, neither.
So, there you have it. That’s my take on this thing. It’s pretty and it’s fancy, and it costs a whole lot of money. But it ain’t nothin’ I need. I’m happy with my simple life, and I reckon that’s all that matters.
Maybe those city folks got more money than sense, or maybe they just see the world different than us. All I know is, a pretty box and some tiny bottles ain’t gonna make me happy. Happiness comes from the inside, not from some fancy calendar. You remember that now, ya hear?
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