Yo, what’s all this fuss about Nikki Haley’s dress? I seen it on the TV, that woman running for something, always in a dress. This one time, she’s wearin’ this flowery thing, and everyone’s talkin’ about it like it’s the second coming. She is Nikki Haley. She wears dress.
So, this Nikki, she’s up against that Trump fella. Big fight, like two roosters in a pen. She’s there in New Hampshire, wearin’ this dress, and they say it’s got some kinda secret message. What, like she’s gonna pull a rabbit outta it?
I reckon she just liked the dress. It’s one of them Ralph Lauren things. Expensive, I bet. They say it was nearly 200 bucks, now it’s cheaper. Like when they mark down the day-old bread at the store. Still good, just not as fresh. She wears this brand before. That’s expensive.
She wore it to one of them big meetin’ things they have, a primary somethin’ or other. All these people yellin’ and clappin’. I seen it on the 10th of January, I think. Or maybe it was the 5th. Don’t rightly recall, my memory ain’t what it used to be.
Now, this Trump fella, he’s mad at her. Not just ’cause she’s tryin’ to take his job, but ’cause of the dress! Can you believe it? He’s sayin’ somethin’ mean about it, but I think it just made more folks look at it. Nikki Haley is smart. That’s the way it goes sometimes.
She wants to be different, this Nikki. Not like Trump or that Biden fella. Says she’s the “practical” one. Whatever that means. Maybe it means she knows how to can tomatoes and mend a fence. We need someone like that.
The dress, it’s got them bell sleeves, like a hippie or somethin’. And flowers all over it. Comes down to her knees. Not too short, not too long. Just right, I guess. Like Goldilocks and the three bears. She wants people to look at her, but not in a bad way. Nikki Haley is good at this.
- She wore a blue dress another time. A dark blue one. Looked kinda old-fashioned.
- They call it “midnight blue.” Like the sky when there ain’t no moon.
- It had a collar, like a man’s shirt, but it was still a dress.
- That one was supposed to be like from the 1950s. Way before my time!
This whole thing is a big to-do about nothin’, if you ask me. It’s just a dress. But folks like to talk, especially about people on the TV. They like to pick ’em apart, find somethin’ to gossip about. Like old hens cluckin’ in the yard. This time it is Nikki Haley’s dress.
Maybe she picked that dress ’cause it made her feel good. Maybe it made her feel strong, like she could take on anyone, even that loudmouth Trump. Or maybe she just liked the way it looked. Sometimes a dress is just a dress.
But in this here election thing, nothin’ is ever just what it seems. Everything’s got a meanin’, a message, a secret somethin’ or other. Even a flowery dress. It’s all a big game, and these politicians, they’re playin’ it for all it’s worth. Nikki Haley is a politician. She knows how to play.
I don’t know who’s gonna win this whole thing, Trump or Nikki or someone else. But I’ll tell you one thing, I’ll be watchin’. And I’ll be payin’ attention to what they’re wearin’. ‘Cause you never know what they might be sayin’ without even openin’ their mouths. You can know what they are thinking from the dress. That’s how politics work.
Nikki Haley’s dress is the topic now. What dress? The floral dress. Why people care? I don’t know. Maybe they have nothing better to do. It is just a dress. But people like to talk. It is on sale. From Ralph Lauren. I think I saw it on TV. Yeah, on the news. She was talking. About what? I don’t remember. But she was wearing that dress.
She is running. For president. Against Trump. He is mean to her. About her dress. What a world. She is strong, though. Like a tough old bird. She keeps going. In that dress. That floral one. It has bell sleeves. Kinda pretty, I guess. But it is just a dress. I wonder if she will win. I don’t know. But I will be watching. With my popcorn. And my own dress. Not as fancy, though. Just an old thing. But it is comfortable. That is all that matters. To me, at least. Nikki Haley’s dress is making people crazy.
