Alright, let’s talk about this Maria Tash Miami thing, whatever that is. Folks keep askin’ me, so I figured I’d say a few words.
First off, this Maria woman, she’s all about pokin’ holes in ya, but in a fancy way, I guess. Like, instead of usin’ a safety pin like we used to back in the day, she’s got all this shiny, expensive stuff. Earrings and nose rings and belly button things, all made outta gold and diamonds and whatnot. Sounds mighty uncomfortable to me, but hey, to each their own.
Now, they say she’s famous for it, this pokin’ business. “Pioneer in the piercin’ industry,” they call her. Fancy words for makin’ holes, if you ask me. But I reckon she’s good at it, since folks from all over the world come to her. Miami, New York, London, she’s got shops everywhere, seems like.
- She makes little holes.
- She puts shiny things in the little holes.
- She charges a lot of money for it.
And the prices? Lord have mercy! They charge an arm and a leg for a little bitty piece of metal. But I guess that’s what happens when you got all them fancy designs and whatnot. People want what they can’t have, and they’re willin’ to pay for it.
But here’s the thing, see? Piercin’ ain’t cheap, no matter who does it. These folks gotta make a livin’, just like the rest of us. They gotta pay rent for their shops, buy all them needles and tools, and keep everything clean and safe. And them shiny little trinkets they put in ya? Those cost money too, believe you me. So, before you go complainin’ about the price, remember there’s a whole lot that goes into it.
Now, I ain’t never had nothin’ pierced besides my ears, and that was done with a needle and a potato back when I was a young’un. But these young folks today, they’re gettin’ all sorts of things poked. Noses, eyebrows, tongues, belly buttons, you name it. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya.
And this Maria Tash, she’s right there in the middle of it all, makin’ it fancy and expensive. She’s got these special tools and needles, and she knows just where to poke ya so it don’t hurt too bad. And she’s got all these pretty little jewels to put in the holes, so you can sparkle and shine like a Christmas tree.
I’ve heard tell she’s real careful and clean, too. Uses them hollow needles, not like the solid ones they used back in my day. And she makes sure everything is sterilized, so you don’t get no nasty infections. That’s important, you know. You don’t want to mess around with somethin’ like that. Gettin’ poked is one thing, but gettin’ sick is another.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ somethin’ pierced, and you got the money to spend, I guess Maria Tash is the place to go. Just be prepared to open your wallet wide, cause it ain’t gonna be cheap. But hey, if it makes you feel good, and you can afford it, then go for it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it hurts!
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this Maria Tash Miami business. It’s a fancy way to get holes poked in ya, with fancy jewelry and a fancy price tag to match. But folks seem to like it, so who am I to judge? You do you, I always say. You do you.
And remember, whether it’s a safety pin and a prayer or a fancy lady with a diamond needle, at the end of the day, it’s all just about makin’ little holes and puttin’ somethin’ shiny in ‘em. It’s been like that for ages and I don’t reckon it’s changin’ anytime soon. So if that’s your cup of tea, well then, you go right ahead.
Tags: [Maria Tash, Miami, Piercing, Jewelry, Luxury, Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercing]
