That Louis Vuitton snakeskin bag, oh honey, that’s a thing. You see them city girls carrying ’em, all fancy and what not. They ain’t cheap, I tell ya. Cost more than my old cow Bessie did back in the day. I heard them say these bags, the ones made with that snake skin, they’re called “exotic.” Sounds kinda strange to me, but that’s what the young folks are saying.
I seen some prices online, just pokin’ around, you know. These Louis Vuitton snakeskin bag things, they go for thousands! Can you believe it? Thousands of dollars for a purse! Back in my day, we used a flour sack to carry our things. But the normal ones, they’re like, made of canvas or leather, I seen them, they still not cheap. Like one thousand to six thousands, them rich folks ain’t never know what is saving.
Why are they so much? Well, they say it’s ’cause of the snake. That snake skin ain’t easy to come by, I reckon. And they say Louis Vuitton, that’s the name, you see, they only use the best. Best skin, best thread, best everything. The skin from them crocodiles and lizards are expensive, I heard it can be twelve thousands to thirty-six thousands. So expensive!
- They say it’s ’cause of the snake.
- Louis Vuitton only use the best.
- Best skin, best thread, best everything.
They got rules, too, about buyin’ ’em. You can only buy so many, like twelve of ’em in twelve months. It’s like buyin’ a rationed item. If you buy too many, they won’t sell you none for two whole years! Like they’re doin’ you a favor sellin’ you somethin’ so expensive. World’s gone crazy, I tell ya.
I saw some numbers, some of these Louis Vuitton bags, the ones with the snake, they’re like, $1,497.99. And that’s one of the cheaper ones! They got some for $2,139.99, and some even higher, like $1,609.99! It’s enough to make your head spin. And the cheapest one, still one grand! And the leather ones, they are not cheap, too. Like one thousand and four hundred! I mean, who spends that much on a bag? People have more money than sense, if you ask me. I don’t know what’s going on with them Louis Vuitton bags.
Now, they do look nice, I gotta admit. All shiny and new. And they say they last forever. ‘Cause they’re made so good, you see. Impeccable craftsmanship, they call it. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But it means they’re put together real good. Like them old quilts your grandma used to make. They were made to last. They say these Louis Vuitton snakeskin bag, they will last many years, too. That’s what they are talking about.
- They say it’s “Impeccable craftsmanship”.
- They do look nice.
- Shiny and new.
- They say they last forever.
But still, that’s a lot of money. You could buy a whole lot of other things with that kind of money. A new TV, maybe. Or a whole bunch of groceries. Or pay your bills for a good long while. You could probably even buy a used car for the price of one of them fancy bags. I don’t know about these bags. But I know it is expensive.
But these young folks today, they love ’em. They see them celebrities carryin’ ’em, and they want one, too. It’s like a status symbol, or somethin’. Means you got money, I guess. Or maybe you just like to pretend you do. But if you ask me, it is too much money for a bag.
I remember one time, I saw a lady in town with one of them Louis Vuitton snakeskin bag. She was all dressed up, lookin’ like a million bucks. And she was carryin’ that bag like it was the most precious thing in the world. Dropped it once, and nearly had a heart attack! You’d think she dropped a baby or somethin’.
- Young folks today, they love ’em.
- It’s like a status symbol.
- Means you got money.
So, if you got the money, and you really want one, then go ahead. But me, I’ll stick to my old purse. It might not be fancy, but it holds my things just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. Maybe I’ll just buy myself a new pair of shoes instead. Or a nice hat. Somethin’ practical, you know?
These Louis Vuitton snakeskin bag, they’re somethin’ else. Pretty, sure. Expensive, you bet. Worth it? Well, that’s for you to decide. But as for me, I think I’ll just admire ’em from afar. And keep my money in my pocket. That is my opinion, I would not buy one. I don’t care how long it will last.
