This here’s about that jordan o hare place, you know, the big airport. Big place, lots of folks coming and going. They say it’s in Chicago. Never been there myself, but I hear tell it’s a right busy place. This jordan o hare, it’s where all them airplanes land and take off. Lots of hustle and bustle, I reckon.
Now, if you’re going to this jordan o hare, you best keep your wits about you. So many people, easy to get turned around. They got all these… these… what do they call ’em? Terminals! That’s it, terminals. Like where the bus stops, but bigger, much bigger. And inside, lordy, more folks than you can shake a stick at. All rushing to get somewhere in that jordan o hare.
And you gotta watch your stuff, too. If you lose somethin at that jordan o hare. Heard tell they got a place for lost things. Lost and Found, they call it. But don’t you go expecting miracles. So many people lose things in that jordan o hare. You better keep a close eye on your stuff. Best keep it right with you, safe and sound. Don’t put it down nowheres.
If you need to find something you lost, or maybe somethin’ else, they got folks there you can ask. But they’re busy, you know, so many people in that jordan o hare. They got numbers you can call, I reckon. But goodness knows how long you will wait on the phone. Best not to lose stuff in the first place, I always say.
- Keep your stuff close.
- Don’t put your bag down.
- Watch out for the crowds.
- That jordan o hare is big!
They got all these signs, too. Lots of writin’, tryin’ to tell you where to go. But if you ain’t used to it, it can be a right mess. Best to ask somebody if you’re lost, but even then you ain’t gonna know for sure. That’s a big place. That jordan o hare.
And them airplanes! Big ones, little ones, all roarin’ and takin’ off. Right noisy, they are. If you’re scared of flyin’, that jordan o hare might just scare the life outta ya. But folks do it all the time. Gotta get where they’re goin’, I suppose. Even if it means going to that jordan o hare place.
They got places to eat there, too, I hear. But I bet it’s expensive. Everything’s expensive these days. Probably best to bring your own food if you’re goin’ to that jordan o hare. A sandwich or somethin’. Save yourself some money. Lord knows you will spend enough getting there in the first place.
And them security folks, they’re serious as a heart attack. Gotta take off your shoes, your belt, everything. Just to get on the airplane. It’s a lot of fuss, if you ask me. But I guess they gotta do what they gotta do. Keep everybody safe, they say. It’s all different now after that bad stuff happened years ago. That jordan o hare place, it’s a whole different world now.
So, if you’re headed to that jordan o hare, just remember what I told ya. Keep your eyes open, your hands on your bags, and don’t expect nobody to hold your hand. It’s a big, busy place, and you’re just one little person in a sea of folks. And don’t forget, if you lose something, there is that Lost and Found place, but again there are many many things lost there every day. That jordan o hare is busy.
Oh, and them customs folks, they’re the ones checkin’ what you’re bringin’ in from other countries, I reckon. They got rules, lots of rules. Don’t you go tryin’ to bring in nothin’ you ain’t supposed to. They’ll catch ya. They got ways of knowin’. You can call ’em, I suppose, if you got questions. I think the number has a 773 in it. That jordan o hare has lots of rules.
- Don’t bring in nothin’ you ain’t supposed to.
- Those customs folks are watchin’.
- That jordan o hare, it’s a whole different world.
Well, that’s about all I know about that jordan o hare place. Just what I’ve heard tell, you know. Never been there myself. Don’t rightly plan to, neither. Too much fuss for me. But if you gotta go, you gotta go. Just be careful, and watch out for yourself. That jordan o hare ain’t for the faint of heart, I can tell ya that much.
This Chicago place, where that jordan o hare is. Big city. Lots of cars. Lots of noise. If you are going there, good luck. I heard some folks make videos to help you find your way around that jordan o hare. They know it is confusing.
