Alright, you young’uns gather ’round, listen up! I gotta tell ya ’bout this Lady Gaga gal, the one who likes to sing and dance. Now, I heard some folks talkin’, sayin’ she got sick right there on stage. Yeah, throwin’ up! Can you believe it?
She was in, where was it now? Oh yeah, Barcelona, Spain. Some big, fancy place, I reckon. And she was singin’ one of her songs, the name escapes me, Edge of Glory, that sounds right. And bam! Right there in front of everyone, she started pukin’. Not once, not twice, but three times I hear! Three whole times! Poor thing. Must’ve been somethin’ she ate. Or maybe she was just nervous, you know? All them people watchin’ ya, it’d make anyone’s stomach churn.
And she was wearin’ one of them skimpy outfits, you know the kind. Showin’ off all she’s got, like these young folks do nowadays. Back in my day, we’d cover ourselves up a bit more, you know. But these days? Lordy, they wear anythin’, or nothin’ at all. Anyways, Lady Gaga puking, that’s the story. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?
They say she’s a “professional”, this Lady Gaga. Kept on goin’, like nothin’ happened. Just wiped her mouth and kept singin’. I don’t know, seems kinda strange to me. If I was to throw up, I’d run off and hide somewhere, that’s for sure! But her? Nope, she kept right on performin’.
- She was in Barcelona.
- She was singing Edge of Glory.
- She got sick, three times they say.
- And just kept on singing, bless her heart.
I heard another story ’bout her, Lady Gaga, fallin’ off the stage. Some fella was dancin’ with her, and they both went tumblin’ down. In Las Vegas, this was. A place known for all sorts of shenanigans, I hear. She had her legs wrapped around this guy, and he just slipped. Down they went! Must’ve been a sight. Sounds like she is always making somethin’ happen. I mean, she had a woman puke on her chest once while she was playin’ drums. Now what’s that all about? Kids these days, I tell ya.
Someone mentioned Sam Smith did somethin’ weird too. I don’t know much about this Sam Smith, but seems like these young singers are always tryin’ to outdo each other with their craziness. Now, when Lady Gaga first came around, she was different. New. But lately? It’s just too much. Too weird. Like she’s tryin’ too hard to shock everyone. And for what? To get people talkin’, I suppose.
Maybe it’s the pressure, you know? All them eyes on ya, expectin’ you to be somethin’ special all the time. It’d get to anyone, I reckon. Even someone like Lady Gaga, with all her fancy clothes and crazy songs. She’s still just a person, underneath it all. Just a person who sometimes gets sick, or falls down, or does things that make you scratch your head and wonder “why?”
Lady Gaga, she’s somethin’ else, ain’t she? Always in the news, always doin’ somethin’ to get people talkin’. Pukin’ on stage, fallin’ off stages, wearin’ them crazy outfits. It’s all a show, I guess. But sometimes, I think she forgets that we’re all just folks, tryin’ to get by. And sometimes, all we want is a little bit of normal. Just a little bit.
But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady, seein’ the world go by. And this Lady Gaga, she’s a part of it, whether we like it or not. So, I guess we’ll just keep watchin’, and keep wonderin’, what’s she gonna do next? Maybe she’ll surprise us all. Maybe she’ll even surprise herself. Who knows? That’s the thing about this world, ain’t it? You just never know what’s gonna happen next. Especially when you’re talkin’ about someone like Lady Gaga puking or whatever else.
Well, that’s all I got for ya today. Just some ramblin’s about that Lady Gaga gal. Hope you young’uns learned somethin’. Or at least got a good laugh out of it. Now, go on, get outta here. I got things to do. And remember, don’t go eatin’ anythin’ that might make you puke on stage, alright? Unless you’re Lady Gaga, I guess. Then you can do whatever you want.
