Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, Kanye West, and all the wet… uh… stuff he’s been up to. I ain’t too sure what all the fuss is about, but the young’uns in the village, they keep jabberin’ ’bout it, showin’ me pictures on their shiny little boxes. So, I figured, let me try and make sense of it, ya know?
Kanye West and this Bianca girl, they’re always makin’ a splash, that’s for sure. Seems like every other day they’re in some picture, and she’s wearin’… well, not much. Now, I ain’t no prude, but back in my day, a lady kept herself covered. These young folks, they sure do things different.
They say they got hitched, this Kanye and Bianca. A “wife,” they call her. But seems like all they do is parade around in next to nothin’. He’s postin’ pictures of her all over them interwebs. Pictures in the kitchen, pictures in the street… Seems like they’re always shoppin’ too, stirrin’ up a fuss wherever they go. All the young’uns with their fancy phones, clickin’ away, takin’ pictures and videos. It’s a real hullabaloo!
- They say he’s a rapper, this Kanye. Makes music, I guess. Loud music, probably. I prefer a good hymn myself.
- And this Bianca, she’s a looker, I reckon. Young and… well, you seen the pictures. But what does she do, besides wearin’ them skimpy outfits? I ain’t figured that out yet.
- They got folks talkin’, that’s for sure. Kanye West Bianca, that’s what they keep sayin’. Seems like every time you turn around, there they are, in the news or on them social media things.
Folks are callin’ it “wet,” I hear. Like, they’re all wet from the rain or somethin’? Or maybe it’s somethin’ else… somethin’ a bit… spicier? I don’t rightly know. But they keep talkin’ about this Kanye West wet thing, so it must be somethin’ important to them young folks.
They say he took a picture of her wearin’ next to nothin’ in the kitchen! Can you imagine? Back in my day, the kitchen was for cookin’ and bakin’, not for… well, you know. And then there’s this “thong” thing they talk about. Sounds uncomfortable, if you ask me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
Some folks are sayin’ it’s all for attention. That Kanye, he likes the spotlight, they say. He likes to shock people. And this Bianca, she’s just goin’ along with it, I guess. Maybe they’re in love, maybe they’re just tryin’ to sell somethin’. Who knows? It’s all a big mystery to me.
I even heard tell this Kanye fella went over to that China place and caused a stir there too! Somethin’ about a concert and people arguin’ on them social medias over there. Seems like trouble follows him wherever he goes. Or maybe he makes the trouble. It’s hard to say.
But one thing’s for sure, this Kanye West and Bianca thing, it’s got people talkin’. And maybe that’s the whole point. Maybe they just want folks to pay attention to ‘em. Maybe they don’t care if it’s good attention or bad attention, as long as it’s attention.
Well, I’ve said my piece. I still don’t quite understand it all, this Kanye West wet business. But I’ve tried to make some sense of it, for ya’ll. It’s a different world than the one I grew up in, that’s for darn sure. Young folks and their fancy ways, I tell ya… they’ll be the death of me yet! But hey, as long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess they can do as they please. Even if it means wearin’ next to nothin’ in the kitchen. Lord have mercy!
Anyways, that’s the gist of it, as best as I can tell. This Kanye West, he’s somethin’ else, and his wife Bianca, well, she’s… wet, I guess? I’m gonna go make myself some tea now. This talkin’ has made me all parched.
