This here Diorskin Forever makeup, lemme tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. My granddaughter, she got me this. Said it’s fancy stuff. Said it’s good for the face. I said I’m old. Why I need it? I don’t need that, I don’t know, but she said it’s good. Cost more than my whole grocery bill, I reckon! But you know, gotta try new things. That’s what people say. This Diorskin Forever makeup, it’s like that paint, but for your face, I guess.
First off, this stuff, it comes in a little bottle. Glass, mind you, so be careful! Don’t want to be droppin’ it on the floor. And the color, well, they got a whole bunch of ’em. I don’t know, I picked one that looked like my skin. They call this stuff a foundation. So, you put this stuff on first, you know? Before the other stuff like powder, maybe some colors if you want, I don’t know. This is the first step I guess.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but this Diorskin Forever stuff, it goes on kinda smooth. Not like that cheap stuff that gets all cakey. They said it lasts all day. They said it’s gonna be like 24 hours. 24 hours! Can you imagine? I don’t wear makeup for 24 hours, you know? I gotta sleep! But it does stay on pretty good, I’ll give it that. Even when I’m out sweatin’ in the garden, it don’t run too much. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? It stays on your face, it’s good, you know.
They say this Diorskin Forever has some good stuff in it. Like, for your skin. Not just paint, but somethin’ that helps your skin be better. Not sure what they put in there. Some kind of flower, I read. Or something. I don’t know, maybe those fancy flowers. Whatever it is, my skin does feel a little softer since I started usin’ it. Could be my imagination, but hey, I’ll take it! They say it makes your skin look better. Smooth, I guess. Fewer wrinkles, maybe. I don’t know, I look at myself in the mirror, and it’s the same old me. Maybe I do look a little better. Just a little. You know, I don’t see much difference, but my granddaughter she says it’s good.
- This stuff, it’s called “foundation.” That’s what you put on first.
- It comes in lots of colors. You gotta pick one that matches your skin.
- It’s supposed to be good for your skin. Got some fancy stuff in it.
- It stays on a long time. Even when you sweat, you know.
Now, you gotta put it on right, you know? You can’t just slap it on like you’re paintin’ a fence. I saw some girls on the TV, they use a little sponge. Or a brush. I just use my fingers. Works good enough for me. Just rub it in, make sure it’s all even. Don’t want to look like a patchy mess, right? You want it to be smooth. If you use your fingers, it’s faster. That’s what I do. Just my fingers. You don’t need to use a brush. I tried one time with a brush, but it was weird. I didn’t like it.
They got this other kind, too. Diorskin Forever Extreme Control. Sounds serious, don’t it? Like it’s gonna keep your face under control or somethin’. I ain’t tried that one. This one, it’s like a powder. You use it after the liquid, I think. This foundation. After the foundation you can use this powder. Maybe I’ll get some next time. My granddaughter, she uses all this stuff. Spends a fortune, I tell ya. But she always looks nice. She likes it. She says this powder is good, you know.
This here makeup, it ain’t gonna make you look twenty years younger. Don’t be fooled by them ads on TV. But it does make you look a little… polished, I guess. Like you put some effort in, you know? And it feels nice on your skin. Not heavy or greasy. That’s important, especially when it’s hot out. You don’t want to be feelin’ like your face is meltin’ off. But this thing, it’s not gonna make you look very young. I’m still old, you know? But people, they say I look good.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to make you feel a little better about yourself, this Diorskin Forever makeup ain’t a bad choice. It’s a little pricey, but it lasts a long time. And it does what it says, mostly. Just don’t expect miracles, you know? You still gonna look like you, just a little bit… fancier, maybe. But I still look like me. But it’s okay. It’s a good thing, I guess.
I heard there is a new one. A stick, they say. Like those lipsticks. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll try that one. They say it’s good for your skin too. All these new things, it’s hard to keep up. But I like to try new things. It’s good, you know? That’s what my granddaughter says. She’s always trying new things. But this stick, I don’t know, I like this liquid one. This is good enough, I guess.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We just used a little powder, maybe some rouge. That was it. But times change, I guess. And this Diorskin Forever, it’s alright. It’s a good makeup, I think. If you use it, you’ll be okay. You’ll look good. Just don’t put too much, you know? You don’t want to look like a clown! Just a little, that’s all you need. Just a little bit. That’s what I do. And it’s good. It’s really good.
