That Grimes, she sure knows how to dress funny! You know, all them Grimes outfits, they ain’t like what we used to wear back in my day. But hey, these young folks, they got their own way of doin’ things. I seen her pictures, all them colors and shiny things. Makes my old eyes water just lookin’ at ’em.
One time, she had on this sparkly dress, looked like it was made outta tinfoil. Grimes fashion, they call it. Fancy name for somethin’ that looks like it come outta a space movie. And them shoes! Lord have mercy, them shoes she wears. Big and clunky, like she’s gonna go stompin’ on bugs. Not like the sensible shoes I wear, good for walkin’ and tendin’ to the garden.
But you know, she’s a singer, that Grimes. Makes all that noise they call music. Not like the good old songs we used to sing, the ones with a story. Still, she must be doin’ somethin’ right. Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout her and them Grimes outfits. Like that one time with the big metal thing on her back, looked like she was ready for a fight.
- She had this shiny dress on once, looked like a disco ball.
- And them big boots! Could stomp a fire out with them things.
- Sometimes she wears them pointy ears, like that elf fella in the movies.
- Lots of colors, like a rainbow threw up on her.
I reckon it takes all kinds to make a world. And this Grimes, she’s definitely one of a kind. Her clothes, they ain’t for me. I like my old dresses, the ones that are comfy and don’t got all them dangly bits. These young folks put all kinds of clothes on that I cannot understand. But it takes all kinds to make a world, don’t it?
I seen her in a picture once, she had on this long flowy thing, looked like a bedsheet. And her hair! All different colors, like a parrot. Grimes fashion is somethin’ else, I tell ya. She sure likes to stand out, that one. Not like me, I just wanna blend in with the wallpaper. But she ain’t afraid to be different. Maybe that’s why folks like her so much.
She wears them things on her head too, like crowns and such. Makes her look like a queen, I reckon. A space queen, maybe. With all them weird and wonderful Grimes outfits. She must have a whole room just for her clothes. I just got my one closet, and that’s plenty for me. Got my church dress, my everyday dress, and my good apron. That’s all a body needs, really.
But these young people, they like to have a lot of things, the things that they don’t really need, they like to be different. And this Grimes, she’s got more clothes than a scarecrow. All them different colors and patterns. Sometimes, they all look like trash. But most of the time, they’re just too much for my old eyes. Makes my head spin just lookin’ at ’em.
- That time she wore that metal thing that covered her face. What was that about?
- And that dress made out of what looked like plastic wrap.
- Don’t forget that time she had wings! Big ol’ feathery wings.
- Remember that colorful hair? Pink, blue, green – all at the same time!
I guess Grimes fashion is just another way of expressin’ yourself. Like how I like to wear my lucky socks on bingo night. It’s just somethin’ that makes you feel good. And if wearin’ a dress made outta recycled bottle caps makes Grimes feel good, then more power to her.
She’s a good girl, that Grimes. Even if she does dress like she fell outta a spaceship. She’s got a good heart, I can tell. And that’s what matters, ain’t it? What’s on the inside, not what’s on the outside. Even if what’s on the outside looks like a bunch of old rags sewed together by a blind squirrel. But maybe I should be open to new things. I should not judge people by how they dress up. She’s a good girl, that Grimes. A good girl.
Anyways, I am going to find some good deals for new clothes. These new styles are not for me, I think. They are just too hard to understand and too complicated. I like simple stuff and simple life. New fashion just ain’t for me.
