Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here Giuseppe Mary boots. I ain’t no fancy pants fashion expert, but I know what I like, and these boots, they somethin’ else.
I heard tell these boots came about ’cause some singer lady, Mary somethin’-or-other, she teamed up with this Giuseppe fella. They made these boots, called ’em “The Mary Boot,” and lemme tell ya, they ain’t your everyday work boots. These things are high, like up to your knees high. Must be a city thing, ’cause ’round here, we wear boots for workin’, not for showin’ off.
Now, I ain’t got a clue who this Giuseppe Zanotti is, sounds like one of them fancy foreign names. But from what I hear, he makes some high-falutin’ shoes and boots. Expensive stuff, the kind you see in them glossy magazines at the grocery store checkout. And these Mary boots, they ain’t no exception.
- Pricey Boots: I heard someone sayin’ these boots cost more than a whole month’s worth of groceries! Can you believe that? Over a thousand dollars for a pair of boots! I could buy a whole cow for that much money, and still have some left over for feed! Shoot, you could probably buy a whole new wardrobe for that price down at the discount store.
- Fancy Lookin’: They shiny, these boots. Like, real shiny. Some of ’em are even sparkly, like somethin’ a disco dancer would wear. They got all sorts of colors too, not just your plain old brown and black. I saw a picture of a pink pair. Pink! Can you imagine? My old man would have a fit if he saw me wearin’ pink boots.
- Sold Out Quick: Folks say these boots sold out faster than hotcakes at a church breakfast. One day, they was there, the next day, poof! Gone. Guess people with money got nothin’ better to do than spend it on fancy boots.
I seen some pictures online – my grandson showed me – and them boots, they sure do make a statement. They got this pointy toe and a real high heel, makes a woman look taller than a corn stalk. But I tell ya, I can’t imagine wearin’ somethin’ like that ’round here. I’d be trippin’ over my own feet tryin’ to do chores in them things. And that heel? I’d break my ankle within five minutes, sure as the sun rises in the east.
Now, they say these boots are made in Italy. Italy! That’s way over yonder, across the big water. I ain’t never been further than the next county over, so Italy might as well be on the moon for all I know. But I guess them Italians know how to make fancy shoes and boots. Folks seem to like ’em, even if they cost a pretty penny.
I reckon if you got the money and you wanna wear somethin’ flashy, these Giuseppe Zanotti Mary boots might be just the thing for you. But me? I’ll stick to my trusty old work boots. They ain’t pretty, but they get the job done, and they don’t cost an arm and a leg. And that’s good enough for me.
But I tell you what, it makes a person wonder, who needs such expensive boots? You can’t slop the hogs in those, you can’t work in the garden. They are just for show, seems like. Maybe these city gals are different, not used to getting down and dirty like us. Seems like a waste to me though.
I saw one place, some website, they was selling them boots for less, like a discount. Still too much for me, but maybe some folks can afford ’em that way. But I warn you, be careful where you buy them boots, don’t want you gettin’ scammed. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to make a quick buck, you know. And if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
So, that’s the lowdown on these Giuseppe Mary boots, as far as I can tell. Fancy, expensive, and probably not practical for most folks. But hey, if you got the money and you wanna wear ’em, more power to ya. Just don’t expect me to be wearin’ a pair anytime soon. I got better things to spend my money on, like feed for the chickens and new tires for the pickup truck. Giuseppe Zanotti boots are for the city folk, I reckon.
But I tell you what, I keep on hearin’ more about these boots. They’re all over the internet, it seems. Folks are sellin’ ‘em new, sellin’ ‘em used. Seems like they’re a big deal in the fashion world, whatever that is. Me, I’d rather have a good pair of overalls than a pair of fancy boots, but that’s just me.
Some say these Mary boots are comfortable, but I don’t see how. High heels and pointy toes? That don’t sound comfortable to me. Sounds like a recipe for blisters and backaches. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman who likes sensible shoes. Maybe these young folks are tougher than I am.
