Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “kiliam princess” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a plain ol’ woman, but I’ll tell ya what I make of it.
So, from what I gather, this “kiliam princess” ain’t just one thing. It’s like… a whole mess of things mixed together. First off, there’s this talk about a real princess, Princess Kirona, somethin’ like that. Poor gal, she’s got this “Tetra Fever” – sounds nasty! She’s gotta go all the way to the East to find a cure. Reminds me of that time my cousin Bessie had the whoopin’ cough, had to walk five miles to the healer woman. Anyways, this princess meets a fella named Jade Eclipse. Sounds like a story, right? Maybe one of them soap operas my granddaughter watches.
Then there’s this other “princess” thing, a perfume. Now, I ain’t never used perfume myself, soap and water’s good enough for me. But they say this “Princess by Kilian” smells like… marshmallows? And green tea? Who puts marshmallows in perfume? City folks, I swear. They also say it’s got somethin’ called matcha and jasmine in it. Sounds like a fancy tea party, not somethin’ you’d spray on yourself. But hey, to each their own, I guess.
- They got all sorts of smells in there, like ginger, which is good for the stomach, mind you.
- And then there’s that “bergamot” stuff, sounds like some kinda fruit.
- And lemon, which is good for cleanin’.
Seems like this “Kilian” fella makes all sorts of smells, not just for women, but for men too! There’s one called “I Don’t Need A Prince By My Side To Be A Princess” – well, good for her! A woman don’t need no man to be somethin’ special. That’s somethin’ I always told my girls. This perfume, they say it smells like vanilla and… well, who knows what else. Fancy words, all of ’em.
Now, there’s this Kilian fella again, seems like he’s a big deal. He makes all sorts of fancy things, perfumes, lipsticks… even throws “crazy parties,” they say. Sounds like a wild one, that Kilian. He’s got this special holiday collection, perfumes in fancy boxes, for giftin’. Like them fruit baskets they sell at the market around Christmas, only way more expensive, I bet.
And this “Princess” perfume, it seems like folks can’t make up their minds about it. Some say it’s gone, done for, discontinued they call it. Then someone says, no, it’s still around, just not everywhere. Like them fancy cheeses they sell at the store – sometimes they got ‘em, sometimes they don’t. It’s all a bit confusing, if you ask me.
And then there’s this talk about some singer, Re-Re somethin’ or other, she likes another one of Kilian’s smells, “Love, Don’t Be Shy.” Good for her, I say. Love is a good thing, as long as it ain’t the crazy kind that gets you into trouble. But back to this “Princess” smell… it’s supposed to be fresh, and sweet, and… I don’t know, all sorts of things. Sounds like a lot of fuss over a smell, if you ask me.
So, this “kiliam princess,” it’s a princess in a story, a perfume, a whole bunch of smells, and a whole lot of confusion. It’s like tryin’ to catch a greased pig – you think you got it, and then it slips right outta your hands. But that’s life, ain’t it? Full of twists and turns, and things you can’t quite make sense of. Just gotta take it one day at a time, and don’t worry too much about them fancy city folk and their fancy smells.
Tags: [Kilian Princess, Kilian Perfume, Princess Kirona, Tetra Fever, Jade Eclipse, Fragrance, Kilian Hennessy, Marshmallow Perfume, Green Tea Perfume]
