Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Taylor Swift gal and her fancy dress. I saw it on the TV, that little box in the corner, while I was eatin’ my supper. Lord, that girl can sing! And the clothes she wears! This time, it was somethin’ purple, real pretty-like.
They say it’s Dior. Don’t know much about them fancy brands, but I reckon it costs a pretty penny. Folks were chatterin’ on the TV about how it was a tribute to that princess Kate somethin’. You know, the one with the nice hair and the prince husband? Yeah, her.
Now, some folks got their noses all bent outta shape, thinkin’ Taylor was tryin’ to be mean to that other girl, Meghan. But I don’t see it that way. This Taylor, she just likes a purty dress, same as any of us would if we had the money. Why make a fuss over it? It ain’t like she stole it or nothin’. She bought it fair and square, I reckon, or maybe they give it to her ’cause she’s famous. Don’t know how these things work with the rich and famous folk.
The dress, it had all this swirly stuff on it, like flowers or somethin’. And she wore these long black gloves with it. Looked a bit odd to me, like she was goin’ to milk a cow in a fancy dress! But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who likes her comfy clothes and a warm cup of tea.
- Purple dress, that’s what it was. A real eye-catcher, even on that little TV screen.
- Dior, they say. Sounds expensive. Probably made with silk or somethin’ soft.
- Gloves, long black ones. Not very practical for everyday wear, but I guess they look fancy on stage.
- Tribute, they call it. To that princess Kate. Nice of her, I suppose. But I still don’t get why folks gotta make a big deal out of it.
This whole thing about fashion, it’s a bit beyond me. Back in my day, we wore what we had, what was practical. Didn’t have time for fancy dresses and gloves. But I guess times change, and folks like to look at purty things. And this Taylor girl, she sure knows how to wear ’em. She always looks so nice, all dolled up. I wish I had her closet! But then again, what would I do with all those fancy clothes? I’d probably just trip over ’em tryin’ to get to my chickens.
Taylor Swift’s Dior dress, it’s a talking point, that’s for sure. Folks are always lookin’ for somethin’ to gossip about. But I say, if it makes her happy and it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then let her wear what she wants. She works hard for her money, that girl. She deserves to treat herself to a nice dress now and then, even if it does cost more than my whole house!
The TV kept blabberin’ on about the “Resort 2025 collection,” whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of rich folks gettin’ together to show off their fancy clothes. I’ll stick to my Sears catalog, thank you very much. At least I know what I’m gettin’ there, and it won’t break the bank.
And them “lace-up black leather opera gloves”? Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie. I bet they’re soft, though. Leather always is. But can you imagine tryin’ to do chores in them? You’d get ’em all dirty and scuffed up in no time. They’re definitely just for show, for lookin’ pretty on stage while she sings her songs.
So, that’s my take on this whole Taylor Swift Dior dress thing. It’s a pretty dress, she looks nice in it, and folks need to stop fussin’ so much. Life’s too short to worry about what other people are wearin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
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