You see, that le blue jpg, what a fancy name! Sounds like some kinda newfangled thingamajig. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I reckon it’s one of them perfumes, like the city folk wear. Heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it the other day, somethin’ called Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau. Sounds French, don’t it?
Well, I heard it come out in, uh, 2022, I think. That’s what they say. Some fella named, uh, Quentin somethin’ made it. Smells like, get this, pineapples! And some flower called, uh, Iris, they say. That’s a new one on me. Never smelled no pineapple perfume before. I like my pineapples in the belly, not on my skin.
They say it’s the new stuff from that Jean Paul fella. Seems like he’s been around for a while, that one. They say he’s a fancy clothes maker too. Makin’ all them skimpy outfits for the young folks. Not like the good ol’ days when folks wore proper clothes, covered up all nice and decent. Don’t know why anyone would be wearin’ nothin’ but a vine leaf, like I heard about. It’s a bottle, but still. Ultra-sexy, they call it. Humph!
This le blue jpg, it’s strong stuff, they say. Lasts all day, like a good day’s work in the fields. One of them “Eau de Parfum” types. Means it’s extra strong, I reckon. You don’t need much, just a little dab will do ya.
Now, this Le Beau Le Parfum, it ain’t cheap, mind ya. But folks seem to like it. They say it’s “addictive.” Like eatin’ too many sweets, I suppose. Makes you want more and more. It’s got that coconut smell too. I like coconut, but in my pie, not on my neck! And, oh yeah, ginger, too. That’s good for what ails ya. Maybe this perfume can cure what ails ya, too! Haha!
This Jean Paul Gaultier fella, he’s got a whole bunch of these smelly waters. There’s somethin’ called “La Belle,” too. Sounds like a pretty name, don’t it? Must be for the ladies, I reckon. They say that one is like the lady version of that Le Beau. Makes sense. Like peas and carrots, they go together. Some folks like to wear ’em together, I hear. Matchin’ smells and all that. Like puttin’ on your Sunday best, head to toe.
I remember back when, folks just smelled like, well, folks. Soap and sunshine, maybe a little bit of sweat from a hard day’s work. Now, everyone’s gotta smell like pineapples and coconuts and whatnot. It’s the new thing, I guess.
They talk about the “notes” of the thing. Notes! Like it’s a song or somethin’. This Le Beau, it starts off smellin’ like that fruit, that citrusy one…Bergamot, that’s it! Then it changes, like the weather. Turns into that coconut and, uh, tonka bean. Don’t know what a tonka bean is, but it sounds fancy. Maybe it’s like them coffee beans, all strong and dark.
If you are thinkin’ about gettin’ some of them perfumes, you gotta pick and choose. That Le Beau is a good one if you don’t have nothin’ else. If you’re already loaded up on the stuff, well…use it sometimes, I guess.
- That Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau, it’s a strong one.
- Smells like pineapples, coconut, and that bergamot thing.
- It’s fancy, so it ain’t cheap.
- Folks say it’s “addictive,” like eatin’ too many candies.
- There’s a lady version, too, called “La Belle.”
Well, that’s all I know about that le blue jpg. It’s a whole new world out there, with all these fancy smells and whatnot. Me, I’ll stick to my good ol’ fashioned soap and water. But if you like smellin’ like a tropical fruit salad, then this Le Beau might just be the thing for ya. Just don’t go sprayin’ too much, now. You don’t wanna knock folks over with your perfume!
This whole thing is like a big garden, this Gaultier garden, they call it. Full of all kinds of smells. It’s like paradise for your nose, I guess. If you like that kind of thing. Me, I prefer the smell of fresh-baked bread, but that’s just me.
They say this JPG Le Beau, it is “refined” and popular, whatever that means. Must be somethin’ special if everyone’s wearin’ it. This is a popular one all around, I hear. Even over in Australia. All the way over there, wearin’ that Jean Paul Gaultier. Imagine that!
This whole le blue jpg business is somethin’ else. It’s a world of smells I never knew existed. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If it makes you happy, then that’s all that matters. Just don’t forget to wash behind your ears, no matter what you’re wearin’!
