Alright, let’s talk about this Pam Anderson gal, you know, the one from the TV? Yeah, her. Heard folks are all in a tizzy ’bout her bein’ naked in some pictures. Lordy, what’s the big fuss? People been naked since the day they was born, ain’t nothin’ new ’bout it.
Now, they say she’s done this naked picture thing a bunch of times, even for that magazine, “Playboy” or somethin’. Sounds like a fancy name for a dirty book if you ask me. But hey, if that’s how she wants to make a livin’, that’s her business. Ain’t nobody forced her, I reckon. She’s a grown woman, she can do what she pleases.
- They say she’s showin’ off her abs. Well, good for her! Means she ain’t sittin’ ’round eatin’ bonbons all day like some folks I know.
- And them high heel shoes she’s wearin’? Lord have mercy, I’d break my neck in them things! But she looks steady enough, so I guess she knows what she’s doin’.
This time, they say she’s on a couch, naked as a jaybird. And folks are callin’ it a “photo shoot.” Sounds mighty fancy for just takin’ pictures. Back in my day, we just called it posin’. And we didn’t need no fancy couch neither. A fence post or a tree stump was good enough.
But this Pam Anderson, she’s a celebrity, I guess. That means folks pay attention to everything she does. If she sneezes, it’s in the newspaper. If she scratches her behind, it’s on the TV. So, of course, if she takes her clothes off, everybody’s gonna talk about it.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong. Like I said, it ain’t none of my business. But I will say this, she’s a pretty woman, even without all the fancy clothes and makeup. And she seems to be doin’ alright for herself. So, more power to her, I say.
Some folks are sayin’ she’s too old for this naked stuff. Apparently, she’s in her 50s now. Well, I’m older than that, and I still ain’t afraid to show a little skin when I’m takin’ a bath! Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, that’s what I always say. If she feels good, then that’s all that matters.
And all them folks lookin’ at the pictures? Well, they must be gettin’ somethin’ out of it, or they wouldn’t be lookin’. So, it seems like everybody’s happy, even if they’re pretendin’ to be all shocked and scandalized. It’s just the way the world works, I guess. Folks like to gossip, and they like to look at things that are a little bit forbidden.
This whole thing reminds me of that time old man Johnson’s cow got loose and ran through the town square naked as the day it was born. Everybody was hollerin’ and pointin’, but nobody really did nothin’ ’bout it. Just stood there and stared. Human nature, I reckon. We’re all just a bunch of curious critters, lookin’ for somethin’ to gawk at.
So, there you have it. Pam Anderson, naked again. Big deal. It ain’t the end of the world. There’s worse things happenin’ every day, believe you me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them eggs ain’t gonna gather themselves, you know.
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