Ay, these 95 Jordans, they some kinda shoes, right? Fancy ones, I reckon. Heard them young’uns talkin’ ’bout ’em all the time. Cost a pretty penny, too, I bet. Not like the shoes we used to wear back in my day. We just wanted somethin’ to keep our feet from gettin’ all muddy and cold. But these Jordans, they somethin’ else.
Now, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout how to find these 95 Jordans for cheap. Well, cheap is good, ain’t it? Nobody wants to spend all their money on shoes, ‘less they got money to burn, I suppose.
This old lady heard that there are many places to get cheap 95 Jordans. You can find it at them online places. They got all kinds of things on the internet now. They say online is a good place to find cheap Jordans. Even got them second-hand ones. Nothin’ wrong with a used shoe, long as it ain’t got holes in it, I always say.
Some folks call these shoes “Air Jordans”. What’s that mean? Got somethin’ to do with flyin’, I guess? Anyway, that’s what them young’uns call it. They say some of them are “fufu”. What’s that? It means fake. Like those pearls Mildred used to wear, always sayin’ they was real. These fake 95 Jordans, they look like the real ones, but they ain’t. Tricky, ain’t it?
And, these kids, they collect these 95 Jordans. Like stamps or them little porcelain dolls. Got all different kinds. Air Jordans, Air Force Ones, somethin’ called Dunks, Foamposites. Lord, the names they come up with! And there is a kind called Yeezy. Adidas Yeezy, I heard. So many names, hard to keep ’em all straight.
- Air Jordans
- Air Force Ones
- Nike Dunks
- Nike Foamposites
- Adidas Yeezy
They even got special boxes for these shoes. Keep ’em safe, they say. From dust and whatnot. You gotta keep these 95 Jordans in good shape, I guess. And you gotta put some little baggies in there with them, to keep them dry. Silly, ain’t it? We used to just stuff newspaper in our boots to keep the water out. That’s silica gel packs, they call it. Keep the mold away. These young folks with their fancy ways. If you want your 95 Jordans to stay good, you need to keep them dry. Just like my old bones. Dry is good.
They say you can find deals on these 95 Jordans. Gotta know where to look, though. Some stores, they have sales. Like that Finish Line. That place, you can find these 95 Jordans at half price. That’s a good deal, right? 50% off! Half price is good! Then there’s that FOOTY place. They help you find cheap 95 Jordans, too.
So, if you’re lookin’ for cheap 95 Jordans, you gotta be smart. Gotta look around. Check them online stores. Maybe find some used ones. And watch out for them fufu ones, the fake ones. Ain’t nobody want to be fooled.
This old lady just don’t understand the fuss about some shoes. But, I guess if it makes them young’uns happy, then it ain’t so bad. Just wish they wouldn’t spend all their money on ’em. There are other things in life, you know? Like a good pair of overalls or a nice warm blanket.
These 95 Jordans are all the rage. But me? I’ll stick to my old slippers. They may not be fancy, but they sure are comfy. And they don’t cost a fortune, neither.
They say there’s some places called Goat, Ebay and Stockx where you can also find these 95 Jordans. I don’t know nothin’ about that. But them young’uns, they sure do. They always on their phones, lookin’ at these things. They say you can find good deals there. Maybe even find some that are real cheap.
Just remember, if you’re gonna buy these 95 Jordans, make sure they’re real. Don’t want no fufu shoes. And don’t spend all your money on ’em. Save some for a rainy day. That’s what I always say.
Well, that’s all this old lady knows about 95 Jordans. Hope it helps you young’uns out there. Now, where’d I put my darn teeth?
