This Hawas Ice perfume, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I tell ya, I got a whiff of it the other day, and it’s been stuck in my head ever since. It ain’t like them other perfumes, all flowery and sweet. This one’s got a kick, like a mule in a vegetable patch.
Hawas Ice, What’s the Big Deal?
Well, let me tell ya, this Hawas Ice perfume is makin’ waves. People are talkin’ about it, like chickens when the fox is around. I heard some folks sayin’ it comes from that fancy place, uh, Rasasi. They make all sorts of smelly goods, I reckon. They have a lot of stores, like more than a hundred. This one, Hawas Ice, it’s like their prize pig at the county fair. Everyone wants a sniff. I do not know if it is made of Eau De Cologne, Eau De Parfum, or Fragrance. I just know it is perfume.
Some folks are sayin’ you can get it online. But I don’t know about that internet stuff. Back in my day we traded chickens for the things we need. Maybe you can buy this perfume by trading some chickens.
Smells Like Apples and…What’s That Other Thing?
They say this Hawas Ice, it’s got all sorts of fancy smells mixed in. Like apples, from Italy, they call it “Italian Lemon”. Sounds like a fancy way to say sour apples to me. Then there’s somethin’ called, uh, “Sicilian Bergamot.” I don’t know what a bergamot is. Probably some fancy fruit them city folks eat. And star anise. What is star anise? Sounds like a star, but I do not know what it is.
- Apples, the normal ones, you know
- Italian Lemon, whatever that is
- Sicilian Bergamot, sounds fancy
- Star Anise, like a star or something
Then they say it’s got some plum smell, and orange blossoms. I like oranges. And somethin’ called cardamon. Sounds like a card game, but I guess it’s a spice? I don’t know, I just stick to salt and pepper, myself. They are saying Hawas Ice perfume has some plum and orange smell. I guess it is sweet.
And then, there’s the bottom of it, the base notes, they call it. This is where it gets real interesting, like findin’ a twenty dollar bill in your old overalls. There’s musk, like that smelly thing the deer leave behind. And amber, that’s like that pretty rock, right? Then moss, like on the north side of a tree. And get this, “driftwood.” Like the wood you find by the river. Who’d have thought they’d put that in a perfume?
- Musk, you know, that deer smell
- Amber, like that yellow rock thing
- Moss, from the trees, I reckon
- Driftwood, like by the river
Stronger Than a Mule’s Breath!
Now, they say this Hawas Ice perfume is strong. Real strong. Like, two sprays and you’re good for the whole day, longer than a Sunday sermon. They say if you put on too much, you’ll be “obnoxious.” I reckon that means you’ll smell too strong, like old man Hemmings after he’s been workin’ in the sun all day. But two sprays of this Hawas Ice perfume can make you smell good for 8 hours. That is long, isn’t it?
It is made by Rasasi. You know, that shop. People say it is a UAE brand. I don’t know what it means, but it must be good. They have a lot of stores, they are selling well.
Where to Get Your Hands on This Stuff
I heard you can get this Hawas Ice perfume online. Some folks say they found it on that, uh, “alabaanperfumes” place. Sounds foreign to me. And that other big place, “Amazon”. I hear folks talkin’ about it all the time. You can get everything from Amazon, like from soup to nuts. Even this Hawas Ice perfume. I heard the price is good. I saw some numbers like ₹19, ₨ 1,650, ₹ 1, those must be some good prices.
But me, I’d rather just ask around. Maybe Mabel down at the general store can get some in. She’s got connections, that one. She can get anything, I swear. If she can’t, maybe I’ll just stick to my usual, which is no perfume at all.
But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ with a kick, this Hawas Ice might be worth checkin’ out. Just don’t overdo it, or you’ll be smellin’ like a skunk at a perfume factory. And nobody wants that, believe me.
Hawas Ice Perfume is Good, I Guess
This Hawas Ice perfume, it’s all the rage. I don’t know much about fancy smells, but I know what I like. And this, it’s got somethin’ to it. It’s like nothin’ I’ve ever smelled before. Maybe it’s the driftwood. Or maybe it is that bergamot. I still don’t know what that is. But this perfume, it is good. But I won’t buy it, it is too fancy for me. I am just an old lady.
So if you want a perfume that can last long, and smells strong, you can try this Hawas Ice. You can buy it from Amazon or that alabaanperfumes place. Remember, two sprays will be enough. You don’t want to smell too strong. You can also buy other perfume from Amazon, like Eau De Cologne or Eau De Parfum. I don’t know what they are, but they must be some kind of perfume. Just search for “perfume” and you will find a lot. Maybe you can find a good deal.
