Alright, alright, let’s talk about that Wednesday girl and her dance getup. You know, the one all them young’uns are makin’ videos about on their… whatchamacallits… Tic-Tacs? Ticky-Tocks? Somethin’ like that.
That Girl’s Got Style, I Tell Ya
Now, I ain’t one for them fancy dancin’ shows, but this Wednesday girl, she’s got somethin’ special. Her outfit, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout. It’s dark, like somethin’ you’d wear to a funeral, but on her, it looks… well, it looks alright, I guess. Not my style, mind you, too much black for my taste. But the kids these days, they like that spooky stuff, huh?
- The Dress: It’s a black dress, plain and simple. Long sleeves, kinda flowy, not too tight. Reminds me of somethin’ my grandma used to wear, but hers wasn’t black, hers was, uh… flowery. Yeah, flowery. This Wednesday girl’s dress, it’s got this white collar, though, makes it a bit… fancy-like. Not too fancy, just enough to say, “Hey, I ain’t just some regular goth kid, I got a little somethin’ somethin’ going on.”
- The Shoes: Can’t really see ’em good in them videos, all that fast dancin’ and whatnot. But they look like… boots? Black boots, I reckon. Sensible shoes, that’s what they are. Good for stompin’ around, or maybe for… well, never you mind.
Copyin’ That Look, Are Ya?
So, you wanna dress like this Wednesday girl? Well, I guess it ain’t too hard. Get yourself a black dress, any black dress will do, I reckon. Just make sure it’s got long sleeves and ain’t too short. Wouldn’t want you catching a cold. And if you can find one with a white collar, well, that’s even better. Then you gotta get some black shoes, boots if you can find ’em. And that’s about it, I think. Oh, and don’t forget to braid your hair, two braids, one on each side. That’s how she wears it. And try not to smile too much, this Wednesday girl, she ain’t much for smilin’.
More Than Just Clothes, It’s the Whole Shebang
But it ain’t just the clothes, see? It’s the way she moves, all jerky and weird-like. And that look in her eyes, like she’s seen somethin’ spooky. That’s part of the whole thing, you know? You can’t just put on the clothes and expect to be Wednesday. You gotta act the part, too. And that dance, well, I don’t even know what to call it. It’s like she’s got ants in her pants or somethin’. Arms flailin’ all over the place, head bobbin’ around. It’s kinda silly, but the kids seem to like it. I guess it’s got that “I don’t care what nobody thinks” kinda vibe. And that’s what makes it so… Wednesday, I guess.
Finding Your Own “Wednesday”
Look, I ain’t no fashion expert, that’s for sure. But I know what I like, and I know what looks good. And this Wednesday girl’s outfit, it ain’t for me, but it works for her. So, if you wanna copy her style, go ahead. But remember, it ain’t just about the clothes, it’s about the whole… the whole… you know, the whole shebang! The way you carry yourself, the way you look at people, the way you dance like nobody’s watchin’. That’s the real secret to bein’ like Wednesday. Now go on, get outta here, and let me get back to my soaps.
Why All The Fuss Anyways?
I still don’t rightly get why all you youngsters are so obsessed with this here dance and this here getup. Back in my day, we danced the jitterbug and we wore dresses with colors, not all this black and gloomy stuff. But times change, I reckon. And if dressing up like a spooky girl and flailing your arms around like a windmill is what makes you happy, well then, you go right ahead. Just don’t be expectin’ me to join in, my old bones ain’t up for that kind of carryin’ on.
So there you have it, my take on this Wednesday dance scene outfit. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. Now if you’ll excuse me, I got a pie to bake.
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