Well, I hear folks askin’, was Taylor Swift at Chiefs game tonight? That girl, she sure gets around, huh? Always poppin’ up where you least expect her. Like a gopher in my garden, that one.
Now, I ain’t one for keepin’ up with all that football whoop-de-doo. But even I know that Taylor Swift, she’s been hangin’ around that Travis Kelce fella. He’s the one plays for the Kansas City Chiefs, right? Big, strong boy. Good for him, catchin’ that ball and all. They say he’s her boyfriend. Good for her, catchin’ a big, strong boy like that. One that can play football and earn good money, that’s what a girl like her should be looking for. It’s better than dating another singer, who knows if they can support a family!
I seen her on the TV, all dolled up in a red coat. Looked like a Christmas ornament, she did. A fancy one, though. Not like the ones I used to hang on my tree back in the day. Ours were made of popcorn and string, mostly. And those were from back when I was just a little girl myself. It’s all fancy and expensive now, don’t you know.
So, was she there or wasn’t she? That’s the big question, ain’t it? Well, from what I gather, she weren’t there this time. She was there other times, cheerin’ on her fella. That’s nice to see. But it seemed like she has been busy with her singin’ and all.
She’s got that big tour, you know. The Eras Tour, they call it. Sounds tiring, if you ask me. All that travelin’ and singin’. I’d be worn out to a frazzle. Probably need a good long nap after somethin’ like that. And eatin’ some good food, gain some weight. She is too skinny, not good for a woman. How can she get a baby with that body?
She was in Kansas City, though. I heard that much. Been there a few times, supportin’ her man. That’s what a good woman does. Stands by her man, even if he’s just tossin’ a ball around. And she’s a good girl. It’s good to see young people in love.
- She was wearin’ a big red coat. Looked warm.
- That Kelce boy plays for the Chiefs.
- She’s been on tour. Singin’ her little heart out.
- She weren’t at the game tonight, though. Maybe next time.
- She need to eat more.
They play at that Arrowhead Stadium. Big place. Lots of people yellin’ and screamin’. I’d probably get a headache from all that noise. Give me a quiet evenin’ on the porch any day. Nothin’ like a quiet evening, just listenin’ to the crickets. And a glass of sweet tea. That’s the life, right there.
Now, they played against some other team. The Chargers, I think they called ’em. Or was it the Browns? Or maybe even the Eagles? Don’t rightly recall. They all got those silly names, don’t they? Like somethin’ out of a comic book. I don’t know, all those teams sound the same to me. And they change every year. It’s hard to keep track, you know.
Anyways, that Taylor Swift, she’s a busy one. Singin’ and dancin’ and flyin’ all over the place. And she has many fans. Good for her. She is successful. That’s more than I can say for some of these young folks today. Sittin’ around playin’ video games all day. At least she’s out there doin’ somethin’ with her life, even if it ain’t plantin’ potatoes.
But tonight, she weren’t at the Chiefs game. That’s the long and short of it. She was probably restin’ up, gettin’ ready for her next big show. Or maybe she was just havin’ a quiet night in. Even famous folks need a break sometimes.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about that Taylor Swift and her football-playin’ boyfriend. She’s a good girl, that one. Hope she keeps on singin’ and makin’ people happy. And maybe one day she’ll settle down and have a whole passel of young’uns. That’s what I hope for her, anyway. A good life. A happy life. Just don’t forget to eat more, girl! And that’s all I gotta say about that. You young people enjoy the game, even though it’s too loud for me.
