Alright, let’s gab about somethin’ the young folks are always yappin’ about – who got the biggest behind in the whole wide world, you know, the biggest booty. I hear tell it’s a real popular thing to jaw about these days. Don’t ask me why, but seems like everyone’s got an opinion on it.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, mind you. I’m just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Back in my day, we didn’t talk about such things out in the open. But times, they change, I reckon. So, let’s see what all the fuss is about.
First off, you gotta understand, some folks are just born with a little extra somethin’ in the caboose. It’s like how some folks got big feet and others got small ones. The good Lord made us all different, that’s what I say. They say somethin’ about muscles and bones back there, how it helps ya keep standin’ straight and all that. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but what do I know?
- Big Butts by Country
Now, I heard tell that some countries got more big behinds than others. Seems like those folks down in South Africa are known for havin’ some sizable backsides. And then there’s them Brazilians, always flauntin’ what their mamas gave ’em. I saw this one girl on the TV, said she was from Brazil, and Lord have mercy, that thing was somethin’ else. They say she’s a bodybuilder, whatever that means, but that girl got a behind bigger than a wash tub!
But then you got other folks who ain’t satisfied with what they got. They go and get themselves some of that surgery, fillin’ themselves up with all sorts of things. I saw this one young gal on the TV, wanted to have the biggest behind in the world. Said she was from some place called Serbia, or maybe it was Sweden, I don’t rightly remember. Anyways, she was gettin’ all kinds of work done. Seems like a lot of trouble to me, but to each their own, I guess.
- Record Holders and Big Booty Aspirations
Now, there’s even some folks who hold records for havin’ the biggest behind. I heard tell of this one woman, name of Mikel somethin’ or other, and they say she’s got the biggest one on record. Good for her, I reckon. Then there’s another one, young gal named Natasha, and she’s tryin’ real hard to get the biggest booty, goin’ to the doctors and all. She’s a big girl, tall and heavy, and she’s proud of it, they say. More power to her, I say.
It’s funny, you know, how things change. Back in my day, big behinds weren’t nothin’ special. Now everyone wants one. They talk about it on the TV and in the magazines all the time. They call it “body positivity” or some such thing. I guess it just means bein’ happy with the way you look, even if you got a little extra somethin’ somethin’. That’s alright by me.
But I still don’t understand why everyone’s so obsessed with it. A behind is a behind, far as I’m concerned. It’s for sittin’ on and not much else. But I guess that’s just me bein’ an old fuddy-duddy. You young folks can have your fun. Just remember to be respectful, that’s all I ask.
So, who has the biggest booty in the world? Well, it depends on who you ask and what you consider “biggest.” You got your natural big behinds, your surgically enhanced ones, and your record holders. It’s a whole world of big booties out there, and I reckon there’s enough to go around for everyone who wants to look. And I heard them Brazilians got some models tryin’ to be all natural big butt too. A lady named Vanessa, working real hard at the gym for it.
Me, I’m just happy with my own little behind, even if it ain’t much to look at. It’s held me up all these years, and that’s good enough for me. So you young folks can keep on chasin’ after those big booties if you want. Just remember, there’s more to life than havin’ a big behind. There’s kindness, and laughter, and good food. And that’s what really matters, far as I’m concerned.
