Alright, let’s talk about this thing, this… Vario Versa, that’s what they call it. Now, I ain’t no fancy watch expert or nothin’, but I seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what I think.
First off, this watch, it ain’t new-new, ya know? It’s like… they took somethin’ old and made it new again. Kinda like how I take old flour sacks and turn ‘em into dish towels. These folks, they took them old-timey watches, the ones them rich folks used to wear, and made somethin’… similar. They call it “fusion” I hear, sounds fancy, but it just means mixin’ stuff up, like when you mix flour and water to make dough, simple as that.
- They say it’s like that “JLC Reverso” watch. Never heard of it, sounds foreign. But this Versa thingy, it flips! Just like how you flip a pancake on the griddle. Why you’d need to flip a watch, I dunno, maybe to show off? Or maybe you got tired lookin’ at one side, who knows.
- And it’s got two… whatchamacallits… “movements,” they say. Sounds complicated, like fixin’ a tractor engine. But what it means is, it’s got two faces, two different looks. One for when you’re out workin’ in the fields, and one for when you’re… well, I ain’t never been to no cocktail hour, but I guess it’s for when you wanna look fancy.
Now, they say it’s powered by “quartz.” Sounds like somethin’ you find in a rock, but I guess it makes the watch tick. And they say the battery lasts six years! Six years! That’s longer than my old rooster lived! That’s a good long time, so you ain’t gotta be fiddlin’ with it all the time.
Some folks say it looks like that “Cartier Tank” watch too. Another foreign name! Seems like all these fancy watches got foreign names. But this Vario Versa, it ain’t as expensive as them other ones, I hear. It’s what they call “affordable.” That’s good, ‘cause I ain’t got money to throw around like them city folk. I gotta save every penny I can, for when the chickens stop layin’ or the tractor breaks down.
So, is this Vario Versa watch any good? Well, like I said, I ain’t no expert. But it seems like a decent enough watch. It’s got that old-timey look, but it’s new. It’s got two faces, so you get two watches for the price of one, sorta. And it ain’t gonna break the bank, which is always a good thing. It is a good combination of all the rectangular watches in the past, I tell ya. They combined the best parts of the classics, really.
Vario Versa watch, huh? Sounds like a mouthful. But if you want a watch that looks fancy but don’t cost a fortune, and you like the idea of flippin’ it around like a pancake, then maybe this is the watch for you. Me? I’ll stick with my old sun dial. It ain’t fancy, but it tells the time just fine, and it don’t need no batteries.
But you know, young folks these days, they like their gadgets. They like their phones and their smart TVs and their… flippin’ watches. So, I reckon this Vario Versa, it’ll probably do alright. It’s got that “vintage” look, that’s what they call it. Means it looks old, even though it’s new. Kinda like them jeans with the holes in ‘em. I never understood that, payin’ good money for clothes that are already ripped. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
Anyway, that’s my two cents on this Vario Versa watch. It ain’t gospel truth, mind you, just one old woman’s opinion. You wanna know more, you go ask them fancy watch folks. Me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Oh, and I heard they started sellin’ this watch last year, somethin’ around November 23rd. Remember that if you plan on buyin’ it, don’t go too early, or you’ll be waitin’ there like a hen on an infertile egg.
And there are some people, they talk about this watch on somethin’ called “Reddit”, in somethin’ called a “BoutiqueWatches community”. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but maybe you can find out more there. It’s all just too much for my old brain to handle, all these fancy names and places, you know?
I’ve said my piece. Now, where did I put that feed bucket?
