Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Kim Kardashian gal. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout her, always in the news, ya know? Heard she likes to wear them spandex things. Kim Kardashian in spandex, that’s what they’re all sayin’.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy clothes, but even I gotta admit, this Kim, she’s somethin’ to look at. They say she’s gorgeous, a “style icon,” whatever that means. Sounds like she wears whatever she wants, and folks eat it up. Heard she used to get fashion advice from her ex-husband, that rapper guy. Imagine that, a grown woman needin’ a man to tell her what to wear! But then again, maybe he had good taste, who knows?
This spandex thing, though, it’s everywhere with her. Black spandex, red spandex, pink spandex, you name it, she’s probably worn it. They call it “ensembles,” sounds fancy, but it’s just tight clothes, ain’t it? She even got her own brand, Skims, somethin’ like that. Sells all sorts of shapewear, they call it. Guess it’s like them girdles we used to wear, only fancier and probably cost a whole lot more.
- She wears biker shorts, real tight ones.
- And them “pantaboots” things, look like pants and boots all in one. Don’t make no sense to me, but she wears ’em.
- And dresses so tight, they look painted on. Latex, they call it. Sounds uncomfortable if you ask me.
She’s got sisters too, Kourtney and Khloe, and a brother named Robert. Heard they’re all famous, but Kim, she’s the one everyone talks about. Got a bunch of kids too, four of ’em, with that rapper fella. Don’t know how she does it all, runnin’ around in them tight clothes and takin’ care of all them kids.
Used to work for that Paris Hilton girl, way back when. Nobody knew who she was then. Then that tape came out, and bam, she’s famous. Funny how things work out, ain’t it? Now she’s everywhere, on TV, in magazines, always wearin’ somethin’ that gets people talkin’. And a lot of times, it’s that spandex.
Kim Kardashian’s fashion, that’s what they call it. From simple stuff to high fashion, they say. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout high fashion, but I know what I like, and I like comfortable clothes. But this Kim, she seems to like bein’ squeezed into them spandex things. Maybe that’s what makes her feel good, I dunno.
Heard she even wrote about how much she loves shapewear on her website. Imagine that, writin’ about your underwear! But I guess that’s what people wanna read about these days. She’s got this whole shapewear empire now, sellin’ all sorts of things to make women look a certain way. And seems like it’s workin’, ’cause folks keep buyin’ it.
She’s got this new thing now, a hoodie and them tight pants, all in pink. “Pantaleggings,” they call ’em. Sounds like somethin’ my grandkids would wear, but hey, if Kim Kardashian’s wearin’ it, I guess it’s fashionable. That’s how it works, ain’t it? Famous person wears somethin’, and suddenly everyone wants it.
So yeah, Kim Kardashian and her spandex. It’s a whole thing, apparently. She wears it, she sells it, she makes a fortune off it. And folks keep talkin’ about it. Me, I’ll stick to my comfy clothes, but hey, to each their own, right? As long as she’s happy squeezin’ herself into them tight things, that’s all that matters, I guess. Just hope she can breathe alright in ’em!
