Alright, let’s gab about this fairytale perfume thing, ya hear? I don’t know much about fancy smells, but I reckon a good scent is a good scent, whether you’re milkin’ cows or goin’ to a dance.
Now, this here “fairytale perfume,” it sounds like somethin’ for the young’uns, maybe somethin’ sweet and flowery, like them roses growin’ by the fence. I seen some folks talkin’ online, sayin’ it smells like vanilla and some other stuff I can’t even pronounce. Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t nothin’ a good ol’ bar of soap can’t fix, eh? But they say it lasts long, which is good, I guess. Nobody wants to smell like a goat after an hour, right?
- Long Lasting Scent: That’s what they all say, but we’ll see, won’t we? If it can last through a whole day of chores, then it’s worth somethin’.
- Fragrance Dupe: Now, this here dupe thing, I heard it means it’s like another, fancier smell, but cheaper. Well, I ain’t one for wastin’ money, so if it smells good and don’t break the bank, I’m all for it. They say this one’s like some kinda “BBW” smell. Don’t know what that is, maybe Big Beautiful Woman? Who knows.
Then there’s this “Princess” perfume. Sounds like somethin’ for them little girls who like to play dress-up. Vera Wang, they say. Sounds expensive. They got all sorts of princess smells too, like them Disney characters. Elsa, they say. My grandbaby likes that one, always singin’ “Let it Go,” drives me nuts, but she’s a sweetie. These princess smells, they say they got fruits and spices in ’em. Makes me think of a good apple pie, maybe with a little cinnamon. Now that’s a smell worth havin’!
And this “Sorceress Perfume?” Now that sounds a bit spooky, don’t it? They say it’s “otherworldly,” whatever that means. Probably smells like burnt herbs and old books. They say it’s supposed to “awaken the magic within.” Hmph, the only magic I need is a good cup of coffee in the mornin’ to wake me up. They also say it has “Athena Sorceress” and “Enchantress Perfume.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d wear to a Halloween party, not to church.
Finding Your Fairytale Scent: Well, I reckon it’s all about what you like. If you wanna smell like a flower, go for that flowery stuff. If you wanna smell like a princess, get that princess stuff. And if you wanna smell like a witch, well, get that witchy stuff. Me? I like the smell of clean laundry and fresh-baked bread. But I guess if I had to pick a fairytale smell, it’d be somethin’ simple, somethin’ that reminds me of home. Maybe somethin’ like honeysuckle or lilac, you know, somethin’ that grows in the garden.
Some folks get all caught up in these fancy names and brands. But it ain’t about the name, it’s about the smell, ain’t it? If it smells good to you, that’s all that matters. And don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on somethin’ just because it’s got a fancy label. There’s plenty of good smells out there that don’t cost a fortune.
And another thing, don’t go sprayin’ yourself silly with this stuff. A little dab’ll do ya. You don’t wanna smell like you fell into a perfume bottle. Just a little bit behind the ears and on the wrists, that’s all you need. And remember, the best smell is the smell of a clean body. So take a bath, put on some clean clothes, and then, maybe, a little dab of that fairytale perfume, if you’re feelin’ fancy.
So, there you have it, my two cents on this fairytale perfume business. It ain’t rocket science, just a smell. Find somethin’ you like, somethin’ that makes you feel good, and don’t break the bank doin’ it. And for goodness sake, don’t forget to take a bath!
They say this “Fairytale by Bath Body Works” is an “Oriental Vanilla” smell. Launched in 2021, they say. Don’t know what “Oriental Vanilla” means, but sounds fancy enough. Vanilla is good, I like vanilla ice cream, so maybe this ain’t so bad after all.
Anyways, I gotta go feed the chickens now. All this talk about perfume has got me thinkin’ about the smell of fresh eggs. Now that’s a good smell, too. Maybe they should make a perfume that smells like fresh eggs. Probably wouldn’t sell too well, though, huh?
