Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Moustache Rochas thing. I ain’t never heard of it before, but folks keep jabberin’ on about it. Seems like some kinda fancy smell-good stuff for men. You know, the kind they spray on after they shave.
So, what’s the big deal? Well, from what I gather, this here Moustache Rochas is supposed to be somethin’ special. People callin’ it “holy golden juice” and all. Sounds like somethin’ from the Bible, don’t it? But no, it’s just perfume, or cologne, or whatever you call it.
They say it’s a “woody” smell. Now, I know wood. I been burnin’ it in my stove my whole life. But this ain’t the same, I reckon. This here’s fancy wood, like them city folks use in their fancy furniture. They also say it’s got somethin’ called “oriental” in it. Don’t ask me what that means. Maybe it smells like them spices they sell down at the market?
One fella said the color of the juice got darker over time. Said it turned “ambery.” Sounds like my old cough syrup, to be honest. But hey, if it smells good, who am I to judge? He also said somethin’ about “benzoin” tonin’ down. Lord knows what that is. Probably some fancy ingredient they put in there to make it smell… well, fancy.
Now, some young whippersnapper on the internet said he saw it everywhere and everyone’s praisin’ it. Said he could get a bottle for 37 bucks. That ain’t cheap, mind you. But if it’s as good as they say, maybe it’s worth it. He was askin’ if he should just buy it without even smellin’ it first. Kids these days, always in a hurry. Back in my day, you smelled somethin’ before you bought it, that’s for sure.
- Smells good after shavin’: Seems like a good thing to slap on after a fella cleans up his face.
- Goes with fancy clothes: They say it’s for men who wear suits and such. Not for overalls and work boots, I guess.
- Better for cold weather: So, not somethin’ you’d wear on a hot summer day, I reckon.
This Natalie Gracia-Cetto lady, she’s the one who made it. Don’t know her from Adam, but she must know her smells. They say it’s for the “urban man” who lives in the present. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. If it smells good, it smells good. Don’t matter if you live in the city or the country.
So, is this Moustache Rochas worth all the fuss? I dunno. I ain’t smelled it myself. But if all these folks are ravin’ about it, there might be somethin’ to it. Maybe I’ll have to get my grandson to buy me a bottle. Not for me, of course! For him. Yeah, that’s it. For him.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about this Moustache Rochas. It’s just a bunch of fancy talk for somethin’ that smells good, I reckon. But hey, if it makes a man feel good and smell good, then more power to him.
And remember, smellin’ good is important, but it ain’t everything. Bein’ a good person, that’s what really matters. But a little bit of nice smellin’ stuff never hurt nobody, I suppose.
So go on, try it if you want. Or don’t. It’s your money and your nose. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if you don’t like it. I told you everything I know, which ain’t much, but it’s enough to get you started, I hope.
Tags：Rochas Moustache, Eau de Parfum, Fragrance, Men’s Cologne, Woody Scent, Perfume Review, Natalie Gracia-Cetto, Oriental Fragrance, Scent for Men, Moustache
