Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Bad Boy Cobalt Cologne. I ain’t no fancy perfume expert or nothin’, but I know what smells good and what don’t. And this here stuff, well, it smells kinda…intriguing, ya know?
First off, the bottle. It’s all sleek and shiny, looks like somethin’ a city fella would carry. Not like the stuff my old man used to splash on, that’s for sure! This here is in a fancy bottle, kinda like a bolt of lightnin’. I guess that’s why they call it “cobalt,” huh? Reminds me of them shiny blue rocks the kids used to collect by the creek.
Now, the smell. That’s the important part, ain’t it? It ain’t like them old lady perfumes that smell like a flower garden exploded. This here Bad Boy Cobalt is different. It’s kinda…strong, but not in a bad way. It’s got a bit of a sweetness to it, kinda like them plums I used to pick in the summer. Yep, that’s it, plum is the main smell you get at first sniff. But then, there’s somethin’ else underneath, somethin’ a little spicy and…I dunno…kinda woodsy, I reckon.
They say it’s like a blue fragrance, whatever that means. Folks say it’s similar to some fancy-pants stuff called YSL, but I wouldn’t know nothin’ ’bout that. All I know is it smells…manly, I guess. Like a fella who ain’t afraid to get his hands dirty, but still wants to smell nice for the ladies. Or maybe for himself, who knows these days?
- Strong but sweet smell
- Fancy lookin’ bottle
- Lasts a good while, not like them cheap things
They got this other one too, Bad Boy Cobalt Elixir. Now, that one’s even stronger. They say it’s got somethin’ called “sage” in it. I ain’t never smelled sage in a perfume before, only in my cookin’. But this ain’t like the sage I put in my chicken, that’s for sure. This here is…sharper, I’d say. More intense, like they squeezed all the good smellin’ stuff into one little bottle. It kinda reminds me of the smell after a good rain, all fresh and clean but powerful.
I heard they got some young fella to be the face of this here cologne. A model, they say, and he climbs rocks and rides them surfboards. Guess that’s what they think a “bad boy” is these days. Back in my time, a bad boy was just a fella who didn’t listen to his mama, haha! But I guess this here cologne is for the modern bad boy, huh? The kind that’s all polished up on the outside, but still got a bit of wildness inside.
Now, you’re probably wonderin’ how long this here smell lasts. Well, I ain’t timed it with a clock or nothin’, but it seems to stick around for a good while. Better than them cheap colognes that disappear faster than a chicken in a fox den. They say most of these “EDT” things last for three or four hours, but this here Bad Boy seems to last longer than that. Maybe it’s ’cause I’m old and my nose ain’t what it used to be, but I can still smell it on my clothes the next day sometimes. Someone told me if you put some of that Vaseline stuff on your skin first, the smell will last even longer. I wouldn’t know nothin’ ’bout that, but sounds like it might work.
They also got a new one, called Bad Boy Cobalt Eau de Parfum lectrique. Sounds mighty fancy, don’t it? Electric! I ain’t smelled that one yet, but if it’s anything like the others, it’s probably gonna be somethin’ special. Maybe it smells like lightnin’, haha! Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ for a cologne that smells good and makes you feel like a…well, a “bad boy,” I guess, then this here Bad Boy Cobalt might just be the ticket. It ain’t cheap, mind you, but then again, nothin’ good ever is. Just don’t go sprayin’ too much of it on, or you’ll smell like a plum tree exploded in a spice cabinet! A little bit goes a long way, that’s what I always say. You want people to notice you smell good, not run away holdin’ their noses.
And that’s all I gotta say about this here Bad Boy Cobalt Cologne. It smells good, lasts a good while, and comes in a fancy bottle. What more could a fella want? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about plums got me hungry!
