This here Making the Cut Season 3, oh boy, it sure got folks talking. That Yannick, he won, and some folks ain’t too happy about it. They say he this, he that, lots of yammering. Lots of folks like to say he is a good one, some say he is not that good. It’s all over the place, like chickens with their heads cut off.
I seen some say the show, it ain’t what it used to be. Too much this, too much that. Cameras movin’ too fast, music’s too loud, judges are, well, judgin’ funny. They say it’s a mess, like my kitchen after I make a big Sunday dinner. Some say it is because of that Heidi and Tim jump the ship to Amazon, a new place to show off.
This Yannick fella, he’s from Switzerland, you know. After winnin’, everyone wants a piece of him. He’s like the prize hog at the county fair. Could go anywhere, they say, but he likes Zurich. That’s a place far away, I reckon.
Then there’s this other one, Cota. He had a thing called Skingraft, somethin’ about skin, I don’t rightly know. He won too, I guess, and now he’s got a new thing with his own name on it. Fancy, huh? Jonny Cota Studio, sounds like a place where they take your picture. This is all after the show Making the Cut.
Heidi and Tim, they used to be on some other show, Project Runway, somethin’ like that. Now they’re on this Amazon thing. Big change, like when we got electricity in the barn. I don’t know which one is better, they both have their own way, like cooking with gas or cooking with wood.
Some folks online, they got these groups where they talk about the show. They use these little pictures, emojis they call ’em, like bombs and volcanoes. I don’t understand it, but they seem to like it. It’s like some seceret code they have. If you want to talk about the show, you can go there. I guess.
This one gal, Nicole Richie, she’s a judge, she said, I don’t know what she said, but she’s talkin’. People like to hear her talk, I reckon. They said she spill the tea, I guess some gossip will be around. She is one of the judges on the show, together with another guy, Jeremy.
They eliminate folks, one by one, like pickin’ bad apples off a tree. Tough, I tell ya. Not everyone can win, that’s just how it is, like not every seed you plant will grow into somethin’.
Yannick, he talked about the show too. Said it was hard, like birthin’ a calf in the middle of winter. I guess he has the feeling about that fashion things. And he said he is the winner of this Making the Cut thing, season 3.
- Heidi and Tim, they talk about the show too.
- They said somethin’ about a conflict, a fight maybe.
- It was probably a big to-do, like when the Johnson’s bull got loose.
There’s another one, Andrea Pitter, she won season two, I think. Now she’s doin’ somethin’ else, I don’t rightly recall. Lots of names, lots of winners, hard to keep track of ’em all, like tryin’ to count all the stars in the sky.
Nicole Richie, she talked to some folks, ET, whoever that is. She’s a judge, you know. They give away a million dollars to the winner. A million dollars! That’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life. I could buy a lot of things, like a whole new farm or something.
This Making the Cut Season 3 winner, Yannick, he gave an interview, they call it. Talked about the time, how fast it all went. Said that Jeremy fella, one of the judges, he got mad, like a wet hen. Said somethin’ about tattoos too, and gettin’ picked for the show. I don’t know, seems the show find the guys to be on.
Making the Cut, it’s a big deal, I guess. Lots of folks watchin’, lots of folks talkin’. Just like when old man Hemlock’s prize-winnin’ pumpkin got stolen. Everyone had somethin’ to say about that. And this controversy, well, it is just like life, not always fair, and not everyone’s gonna be happy. That is the thing about this Making the Cut Season 3 winner controversy, lots of talking, lots of different thinking. I don’t know who is right, who is wrong. It is just like the corns, some grow tall, some not. That is life, I guess.
But, one thing is for sure, that Yannick, he won fair and square. He made the cut, as they say. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? He must have done something right to win that big prize.
