This Stephanie Roberts, she a big shot model, you know? Fancy clothes and all that. She from Jamaica, they say. I seen her pictures, she real pretty, that one.
They call her a supermodel, like she some kinda superhero. I reckon walkin’ around in them high heels all day is kinda like a superpower. My feet hurt just thinkin’ about it.
Stephanie Roberts, a Big Deal
She been in all them magazines, Vogue and what not. Stephanie Roberts Vogue, they call it. Sounds important, I guess. She probably gets paid a whole heap of money just to stand there and look pretty. Wish I could get paid for that!
- She from Jamaica.
- She a supermodel, whatever that means.
- She in Vogue magazine.
Folks sure do like lookin’ at her pictures, though. They got all these boards and things on the computer where they save ’em. Pinterest, they call it. Sounds like a waste of time to me, but what do I know? I remember when the Sears catalog was all the rage. My grandkids, they love Pinterest, they always show me all the pretty pictures. Stephanie Roberts on Pinterest is a big deal for them. They got a whole board on her.
Everybody Loves Lookin’ at Stephanie
She changed her whole life, they say. One minute she was just a regular gal, next minute she this big shot. Supermodel Stephanie Roberts. That must be somethin’, huh? To have your whole life turn around like that. People always happy to look back on that, I guess.
This other gal, Stephanie Dana, she a model, too. They say she gettin’ real popular. She in that FHM magazine. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy. My grandson was reading that FHM, but he tried to hide it from me. He think I don’t know anything. Stephanie Dana’s modeling is booming, they say.
They talk about her like she some kinda queen or somethin’. They say she got all these beauty secrets. Wish she’d share ’em with me! I could use a little help in that department these days. My old bones ain’t what they used to be. They say she was on some show called ANTM. I don’t know what that is either, but the young folks are always talking about it.
There other models too, like that Veruschka. I seen her picture once. She got a funny name, but she pretty. They say she from China. She another one of them supermodels, I reckon. They all over the place these days.
Stephanie and Her Beauty Secrets
I seen a thing on the computer about Stephanie Roberts givin’ an interview. They askin’ her all about her beauty secrets and all that. Like she got some magic potion or somethin’. I reckon it just good genes, that’s all.
She been a model since way back, since 1998, they say. That’s a long time. She must be gettin’ up there in age by now. But she still look good, I gotta give her that. They got all the pictures of her, they call them covers, like on the front of a book. They say she a big shot in the fashion world, Jamaican fashion model Stephanie Roberts. All the fancy folk like her.
I don’t know much about all that fancy stuff, but I know pretty when I see it. And that Stephanie Roberts, she definitely somethin’ to look at. I guess that’s why they call her a supermodel. She like a superhero of pretty. I still think I am pretty. Maybe I can be a model, too. I can still walk you know. Well, not that far. Maybe I can just sit and look pretty for them. My grandson always tell me I am the prettiest grandma.
This world sure is a crazy place. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these supermodels and whatnot. We just had regular folks. But I guess times change. And this Stephanie Roberts, she one of the ones who changed with ’em. Good for her, I say. She making a good living, and she lookin’ good doin’ it. Can’t ask for much more than that, can you?
Anyway, I gotta go. My stories are long, my grandson always says that. That young’un needs to listen more. I got a lot to say, and my memory is still good. I remember when Stephanie Roberts first became a big deal, it was all over the place. He needs to learn a thing or two from his old grandma. I may be old, but I still got it, you know? Maybe I will go look at some more of them pictures of Stephanie. They sure are pretty.
