Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “onthego gm” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would jabber about. But I’ll try my best to make sense of it, ya hear?
First off, seems like this “gm” thingy is all about cars, them GMC cars to be exact. And “onthego,” well, that just means you’re doin’ stuff while you’re movin’ around, not sittin’ on your behind like a bump on a log. So, “onthego gm”, I reckon, is about all the stuff you can do with your GMC car when you’re out and about.
Now, they got this app, a “myGMC Mobile App” they call it. Sounds complicated, but I bet it’s just a way to fiddle with your car from your phone. You know, like checkin’ if you locked the doors, or maybe even startin’ it up from inside your house. Handy, I guess, if you’re forgetful like old man Johnson down the road.
Then there’s this “OnStar” thing. More fancy talk, but from what I gather, it’s like a helper in your car. Keeps you connected, safe, and even entertained. They say it “elevates your drive,” whatever that means. Probably just makes drivin’ a bit fancier, not like my old pickup truck, that’s for sure. But it does sound useful, like if you get lost or have a flat tire, this OnStar might just save your bacon.
- Keeps you connected, they say. Probably means you can make phone calls or somethin’.
- Kepps you safe, that’s always good. Maybe it calls for help if you get into a wreck.
- And entertainment? Well, I guess that means you can listen to music or the radio, nothin’ new there.
This OnStar thing ain’t free, though. It’s a “subscription service,” which means you gotta pay for it. But they do give you a free trial, three months they say, to see if you like it. Kind of like test-drivin’ a car before you buy it, I suppose. Smart, I guess, ’cause nobody wants to pay for somethin’ they don’t use.
And this OnStar works with some kinda “plan.” They call it a “Connected Vehicle Plan.” Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but I bet it just means you get different stuff dependin’ on how much you pay. More money, more fancy features, that’s how it always works, ain’t it?
Now, they also talk about a “GM Mobile App.” Sounds like the same thing as that “myGMC Mobile App” from earlier. Probably just another way to say the same thing. These city folks, always gotta make things sound complicated.
But here’s somethin’ different. This “GM” thing also means somethin’ else, somethin’ to do with fancy bags, like purses them rich ladies carry. They call it “Grande Modèle,” which I guess is French for “big.” So, an “onthego gm” bag is just a big ol’ bag you can carry around, big enough to hold all your stuff when you’re on the go. See? “Onthego” again, just like with the cars. Guess it means the same thing, no matter if you’re drivin’ or walkin’.
This “onthego gm” bag, it’s a “tote bag” they say, and it’s big, real big. 16.1 inches long, 13.4 inches high, and 7.5 inches wide. That’s big enough to carry a whole mess of stuff, I tell ya. Good for work, good for travel, good for carryin’ your groceries, I reckon. They started makin’ these bags back in 2019, and they’ve been makin’ different sizes ever since. First the big one, then a smaller one, then another one even smaller. Can’t please everyone, can they?
So, there you have it. “Onthego gm” can mean two things. One is all about fancy features in your GMC car, keepin’ you connected and safe while you’re drivin’ around. The other is just a big ol’ bag to carry your stuff. Nothin’ too complicated, once you get past all the fancy talk. And that’s the truth, as sure as I’m standin’ here.
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