Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here world record biggest butt thing. I heard tell of this woman, lives in some big city, Los Angeles I think they called it. Name’s Mikel somethin’ or other, yeah, Mikel Ruffinelli, that’s it. Now, this ain’t no small thing, mind you. They say her butt is the biggest in the whole darn world! Can you believe that?
I seen pictures, and let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. They said it’s like, eight feet around! Eight feet! That’s bigger than my whole kitchen table, I reckon. And she ain’t even a tall woman, just a regular five foot four, they say. But that butt, well, it’s somethin’ special.
- Biggest Butt in the World
- World Record Holder
- Mikel Ruffinelli
- Large Hips
Now, some folks might poke fun, sayin’ it’s too big, or unhealthy or somethin’. But I say, good for her! She seems happy enough, and that’s what matters, ain’t it? She ain’t botherin’ nobody with that big ol’ butt of hers. And from what I hear, she embraces it. Good for her, I say! Takes all kinds to make the world go ’round, that’s what my mama always used to say.
I also heard about some other gal, younger one, Natasha somethin’. They say she’s tryin’ to get a big butt too. Don’t know why anyone would want that on purpose, seems like a lot of trouble to me. But hey, to each their own, I guess. This young gal, she’s on some TV show, they call it “Botched” or somethin’. Sounds about right, if you ask me. Messin’ with your body like that, bound to get botched up sooner or later.
But this Mikel woman, the one with the record, she seems like she’s been this way for a while. They say she weighs over four hundred pounds, which is a lot, no doubt about it. But it ain’t all just in her butt, ya know. She’s a big woman all over. And like I said, she seems fine with it. That’s what they call body positivity, I heard on the TV the other day. Means bein’ happy with how you look, no matter what.
And then there’s this other story about a woman in Brazil, a bodybuilder they call her. Says she’s got the biggest butt in her country. Seems like a lot of women want big butts these days. I don’t get it, myself. But then again, I’m just an old woman from the country, what do I know about fancy city folk and their big city ways?
Now, back in my day, a big butt wasn’t somethin’ you bragged about. It meant you were workin’ hard, that’s for sure. But it wasn’t no beauty contest, neither. We were more concerned with gettin’ the crops in and keepin’ the chickens outta the garden. But times change, I guess. And if these women wanna have big butts, well, that’s their business.
This whole world record biggest butt thing is somethin’ else though, ain’t it? Makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next. Probably some fella with the biggest ears or the longest toes, you never know. The world’s a strange place, that’s for sure. But as long as folks ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I reckon they can do what they please. And if Mikel Ruffinelli wants to have the biggest butt in the world, well, good for her. She earned that title, I guess.
I just hope she’s got a good strong chair, that’s all I gotta say. ‘Cause with a butt that big, you need somethin’ sturdy to hold ya up!
