Well, well, well, look what we got here! Prada, you know, that fancy name, they makin’ somethin’ called a new moon suit for them NASA folks. Goin’ to the moon, they say! Ain’t that somethin’? Prada and NASA, workin’ together. Who woulda thunk it?
They call this here suit the Ax-E-M-U, I reckon. Sounds like a sneeze, don’t it? But it’s a spacesuit, for when them astronaut fellas go walkin’ on the moon. They say it’s gonna be used in somethin’ called the Artemis III mission. I heard ’em talkin’ about it on the TV. They’re goin’ back to the moon in 2026, if you can believe that! Last time they went was way back when I was younger in 1972.
Now, this Prada moon suit, it ain’t just for lookin’ pretty. It’s gotta keep them astronauts safe up there. Keep ’em from gettin’ too hot or too cold. Space is a mighty cold place, I reckon. And it gives ’em air to breathe, this suit does. Keeps ’em alive and kickin’.
- Keep astronauts from gettin’ too hot or cold.
- Give astronauts oxygen to breathe.
- Hold water for astronauts to drink.
- Protect astronauts from space dust.
They also got water in there, for drinkin’. And somethin’ about space dust? Keeps them from gettin’ hurt, I guess. Space dust sounds like somethin’ you’d find under your bed, but I suppose it’s different up there.
I heard someone say these NASA spacesuit things cost a whole heap of money. Millions! Back in the old days, they said one of these suits cost more than a whole farm! Can you imagine? All that money for one suit. I reckon a good pair of overalls would do just fine, but what do I know? I ain’t never been to space.
This Artemis III mission, it is a big deal, they say. First time folks been back to the moon since way back when. And them astronauts gonna be wearin’ Prada. It’s like somethin’ out of one of them science fiction pictures.
They showed it off in a place called Milan, Italy. That’s over in Europe somewhere. Some fancy astronaut meeting. Must be nice to travel like that. I ain’t never been further than the county fair, myself.
So, Prada new moon suit, huh? Well, I’ll be. It’s a strange world we live in. But I guess if you’re gonna go to the moon, you might as well do it in style. Even if it does cost a fortune. These NASA folks, they always do things big, don’t they?
I don’t know much about this Axiom Space, but they must be smart to be workin’ with NASA. And Prada, well, they make them fancy clothes and purses and such. Never thought I’d see the day they’d be makin’ spacesuits. But there you have it. The world keeps on turnin’, and things keep on changin’.
I reckon it’ll be somethin’ to see, them astronauts hoppin’ around on the moon in their Prada suits. Maybe they’ll even do a little fashion show up there. Wouldn’t that be a sight? Just imagine, a Prada fashion show, on the moon!
Well, I s’pose I better get back to my chores. Got chickens to feed and laundry to hang. Ain’t no spacesuits to worry about here. Just good old-fashioned hard work. But it’s fun to think about them astronauts, all dressed up in Prada, bouncin’ around on the moon. Maybe they’ll bring back some moon cheese for us. Now wouldn’t that be somethin’?
This new moon suit sure is somethin’ else. Who knows what they’ll come up with next? Maybe they’ll start makin’ Prada tractors next. Now that’s somethin’ I’d like to see!
I reckon this Artemis thing is gonna be all over the news when it happens. Folks are gonna be glued to their TVs, watchin’ them astronauts take those first steps. And me? I’ll be right here, watchin’ too. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll be thinkin’ about that Prada moon suit, and how far we’ve all come. From overalls to spacesuits, it’s a long way, ain’t it? A mighty long way.
