Alright, let’s talk about them Kors Michael Kors dresses, you know, the fancy ones. I saw some pictures, real pretty they are. Folks wearin’ ’em look like they’re goin’ to a party or somethin’.
First off, where do you even get these things? I heard tell you can get ’em online. Yeah, on them computer things. They say you can go to somethin’ called “Michael Kors USA online shop.” Sounds fancy, huh? They got all sorts of women’s clothes, and they say the shipping is free. Free, can you believe it? That’s a good deal, I reckon, ’cause I ain’t walkin’ all the way to some fancy store. My old legs ain’t what they used to be. And if it don’t fit, they say you can send it back, free again! Shoot, that’s better than the market down the road, that’s for sure.
Then there’s this “*” place. Heard of it? They got them “MICHAEL by Michael Kors” clothes too. More dresses, I guess. And wouldn’t you know it, free shipping there too. Must be a rich folks’ thing, all this free shipping. But hey, I ain’t complainin’. If I was gonna get one of them dresses, I’d sure want it delivered right to my door.
- Fancy stuff: They call it “jet setting luxury ready-to-wear.” I ain’t sure what all that means, but it sounds expensive. These are the ones for the real high-falutin’ parties, I guess.
- Not so fancy stuff: Then there’s the “casual” ones. You know, for everyday wear, I guess. Though I can’t imagine wearin’ one of them fancy dresses to feed the chickens.
They got dresses for all kinds of things, they say. “From casual to formal,” they call it. That means you can wear ’em to a picnic or a weddin’, I reckon. But me? I’d just wear a good, sturdy cotton dress for both. These fancy ones, they’re probably silk or somethin’. Gotta be careful you don’t snag ’em on a fence post, that’s for sure.
Now, Macy’s, they got all sorts of them Kors dresses. Some cheap, some not so cheap. I saw some prices, from like fifty bucks to, well, a whole lot more. Fifty bucks ain’t too bad, I guess, if you really want a fancy dress. But then you gotta think about dry cleanin’. Can’t just throw these things in the washin’ machine, I bet. And that’s more money, you see. It all adds up.
And then there’s this “Bloomingdale’s” place. They got ’em too. And free shippin’ and returns, just like the others. Seems like everyone’s givin’ away free shippin’ these days. Must be a lot of competition, sellin’ them dresses. They also let you buy online and go pick it up at the store. That might be good for some folks, but not for me. Like I said, my legs ain’t what they used to be.
The really fancy ones, they call ’em “Michael Kors Collection.” Them’s the ones for the “runway,” they say. Runway? Sounds like a place where airplanes land. But I guess it’s where them skinny models walk around in fancy clothes. Them dresses are probably real expensive. I wouldn’t even want to touch one, might get it dirty.
There’s even a Michael Kors store in a place called Wrentham, Massachusetts. That’s a long ways from here, I reckon. I ain’t never been to Massachusetts. But if you live near there, I guess you could go and see the dresses in person. Touch ’em, try ’em on, all that fancy stuff.
They got different kinds of dresses too, you know. V-necks, whatever that is. Satin ones, them are probably shiny. And printed ones, with flowers or somethin’ on ’em. And they got all different colors, I bet. Red, blue, green, probably even gold. A gold dress, can you imagine? You’d look like a Christmas ornament.
So, there you have it. All I know about them Kors Michael Kors dresses. Fancy, expensive, and probably not somethin’ I’d ever wear. But they sure are pretty to look at in them pictures. And if you’re lookin for a fancy dress and got the money to spend, well, I guess one of them Kors dresses might be just the ticket. You can choose from different prices and styles. Just remember, free shipping is your friend. And watch out for them fence posts!
