Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here LV garbage bag thing, you know? Folks these days, they spend money on the darnedest things. I seen it all, I tell ya.
Now, this here fancy-schmancy bag, they call it the “Raindrop Besace” or somethin’. Looks like a garbage bag to me, but what do I know? I used to use feed sacks for just about everything, and they worked just fine. These city folk, though, they like spendin’ a whole lot of money on things that don’t make no sense to a country woman like me.
They say it costs near ’bout two thousand dollars! Two thousand dollars! That’s more money than some folks see in a whole year. For a garbage bag! Land sakes. You could buy a whole lotta good things with that kind of money. Food, clothes, maybe even a new pig for the farm. But no, they wanna buy a trash bag that costs more’n a good used car.
- Material: I reckon it’s made of some fancy stuff, not just plain ol’ plastic. They say the kind of stuff they use makes a big difference in the price. Well, I guess so!
- How they make it: They probably got some fancy machines and folks doin’ the work, not like us who make everything with our own two hands. That adds up, I reckon.
- That fancy name: “Louis Vuitton” they call it. Sounds Frenchified to me. You pay extra just for that name, I betcha. Just like them fancy coffees, costs more ‘cause of the name, not ‘cause the coffee’s any better.
But you can’t just walk into no store and buy one, oh no. It ain’t that easy. They say you can’t even get it online. It’s all hush-hush, like some kinda secret society deal. Reminds me of them times when we had to go to the back door to get sugar during the war. All secretive like. Makes ya wonder what all the fuss is about.
I heard some folks dreamin’ about this here bag. Dreamin’ about work, too. I tell ya, if you dreamin’ about work and garbage bags, you need to take a break. Go fishin’, tend to the garden, do somethin’ real. These dreams, they don’t mean nothin’ good, I reckon. It’s just your mind tellin’ you you’re workin’ too hard for things that don’t matter.
And if you crazy enough to actually buy one of these things? Well, someone once told me, “A fool and his money are soon parted”. That saying is as old as the hills, but it still rings true. I seen a lot of foolish things in my day, and this here LV garbage bag is right up there with the best of ’em. I stick to my feed sacks, thank you very much. They hold just as much and don’t cost me a fortune.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this here LV garbage bag. It’s a whole lotta money for somethin’ that looks like it belongs in the trash can. But hey, it ain’t my money. Folks can spend it however they see fit, I guess. Me? I’ll stick to what I know works, and that ain’t no fancy, overpriced garbage bag.
Now, you think about that for a spell. Common sense ain’t so common anymore, seems to me. They chasing after fancy names and shiny things, forgetting what really matters. A good roof over your head, food on the table, and folks you love around you – that’s what counts. Not no two-thousand-dollar trash bag.
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