Hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… Loo-ee Vwee-tahn… yeah, that fancy bag, the messenger kind, the brown one. You know, the one them city folks carry.
I saw one the other day, carried by a gal with them high heels and a tight dress. Looked sturdy enough, I’ll give it that. Made of some kinda shiny leather, real smooth-like. Not like the leather on my old work boots, mind you. This here was different, fancier.
They call it “cowhide leather”, these fancy folks do. Sounds like a whole lot of bull to me, but whatever. It’s soft, I touched it when that gal wasn’t lookin’. Don’t tell nobody!
This Loo-ee bag, it’s got all sorts of pockets and zippers. More than I got in my whole darn house! Guess it’s for all them city things, phones and whatnots. I reckon you could fit a whole lotta biscuits in there, or maybe some garden seeds. But I ain’t sure why you’d need so many pockets just for that.
They say it’s good for everyday carryin’. Well, I carry my stuff in a burlap sack, and it works just fine. But I guess if you wanna look all high and mighty, you gotta have this here Loo-ee bag.
There’s different kinds, too. Some are bigger, some are smaller. Some got that Loo-ee Vwee-tahn name all over ’em, big as day. Others are more plain, just the leather and maybe a little tag. I like the plain ones better, less shouty.
- The “Fastline” one, they say it’s comfy. Well, I reckon a feed sack is comfy too, if you ain’t got nothin’ else.
- Then there’s the “LV Trail” one. Says it’s got “style and utility.” Sounds like somethin’ a salesman would say. Probably just means it holds your stuff and looks fancy.
- And this “Takeoff Messenger,” smaller than the others. Made for city folks, I guess, who don’t need to carry much more than their lipstick and their credit cards.
They also talk about buyin’ these bags in Paris. Paris, France, y’know, where them Eiffel Tower thingy is. Said it’s cheaper there. Cheaper? For that fancy bag? I reckon they’re still chargin’ a whole lot of money, even if it’s “cheaper.”
Some of them bags are called “Neverfull.” Never full, huh? I bet I could fill it up with enough taters to feed a whole family for a week. Then they wouldn’t be so neverfull, would they?
And there’s the “Speedy” one. Speedy? I ain’t in no hurry. I like to take my time, smell the roses, you know? But I guess city folks are always rushin’ around.
Anyways, this Loo-ee Vwee-tahn bag, it’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. Made real nice, with all that leather and them zippers. But is it worth all that money? I reckon not. I’d rather spend my money on somethin’ practical, like a good pair of overalls or a new hoe for the garden. But hey, to each their own. If you got the money and you wanna look fancy, go ahead and get yourself one of them Loo-ee bags. Just don’t expect me to understand why.
But I gotta say, that brown color is kinda nice. It reminds me of the dirt in my garden, good and earthy. Maybe that’s why them city folks like it, reminds ’em of where their food comes from. Who knows? City folks are a strange bunch.
At the end of the day, a bag is a bag. It holds your stuff. This Loo-ee one just does it with a whole lotta fancy attached. And a hefty price tag, you betcha!
Tags: [Louis Vuitton, Messenger Bag, Brown Handbag, Leather Bag, Luxury Bag, Designer Bag, Everyday Bag, Cowhide Leather, Paris, Fastline, LV Trail, Takeoff Messenger]
