Alright, let’s gab about this Kim Kardashian and her spandex stuff, you know, the tight clothes that hold everything in. I ain’t no fancy fashion expert or nothin’, but I see this gal all over the TV and the internet, always wearin’ these tight outfits. So, I figured, let’s talk about it, plain and simple like.
First off, they call this spandex stuff “shapewear” now, sounds all fancy-pants, don’t it? Kim Kardashian, she got her own brand, called SKIMS. I heard it’s supposed to make you look all smooth and tucked in, like a sausage in its casing, ha! People say it makes you feel confident, but I reckon feelin’ confident comes from inside, not from some tight pants, but hey, what do I know?
- They say Kim, she used to wear this other brand, Spanx, before she started her own thing. Sounds like she thought she could do it better, make it tighter, maybe make it more expensive too, who knows?
- She’s always wearin’ black, head-to-toe black spandex sometimes. Guess she likes black, maybe it makes her look thinner, I dunno. But sometimes she wears other colors too, like pink. Pink spandex, can you imagine? Makes me think of bubblegum.
This Kim girl, she’s always busy, always doin’ somethin’. She’s got a new boyfriend, new hair color, new business, it’s hard to keep up! She’s even got these fancy bags she carries around, Balenciaga they call ’em. I seen pictures, she looks like she’s got it all together, but I bet she’s got her problems just like the rest of us. Money ain’t everything, you know.
They say she started out as a stylist, organizing closets and such. Now she’s got this big ol’ shapewear empire. She even had a husband, Kanye West, they call him Yeezy sometimes. They ain’t together no more though, seems like these Hollywood types are always gettin’ divorced. It’s a whole ‘nother world out there, let me tell ya.
I even seen a picture where they scanned her body, showed all her bones and muscles and fat. Said she weighs around 115 pounds and has like 18 percent body fat. I don’t know what all that means, but it sounds like she’s in pretty good shape for a young’un. Maybe that’s why she likes wearin’ all that tight spandex, showin’ off what she’s got.
But you know what I think? I think it’s all a bit much. All this fussin’ over clothes and looks and weights, it’s exhausting! Back in my day, we wore clothes that were comfortable, that we could work in. We didn’t worry about lookin’ like some movie star. We were too busy tryin’ to make a livin’ and raise our families.
This Kim Kardashian though, she’s somethin’ else. She’s made a whole career out of lookin’ good and sellin’ clothes that make other women wanna look good too. And you know what? Good for her, I guess. If people wanna buy her spandex and feel all tucked in and fancy, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick to my comfy clothes, thank you very much. But I still like to keep up with what’s goin’ on, even if it’s just a bunch of fancy folks wearin’ tight pants. It’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it?
So that’s the deal with Kim Kardashian and her spandex, as far as I can tell. She wears it, she sells it, and people seem to like it. End of story, far as I’m concerned. Now, let me go get myself a cup of coffee, all this talkin’ has made me thirsty.
Tags：Kim Kardashian, SKIMS, Spanx, shapewear, fashion, style, Balenciaga, Kanye West, Yeezy
