This here thing, Proenza Schouler, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it other day. Sounded like some kinda fancy somethin’ or other. Got me thinkin’, how you even say that? Sounds like a mouthful, that’s for sure. My old ears ain’t what they used to be. I reckon some of you young’uns might be scratchin’ your heads too.
Well, I did a little diggin’, you know, just askin’ around. Turns out, it ain’t as hard as it looks. It is just some letters put together. Just gotta sound ’em out, real slow like. And I will try my best to write it down for you. Hope you can understand my poor writing.
First part, Proenza. Now that ain’t so bad. It’s like “Pro-en-za”. Just like that. You say it like you’re sayin’ “Pro”, like a professional, you know? Then “en”, like the letter. And “za”, like pizza but without the “piz” part. You got that? Pro-en-za. Just practice that a few times. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya.
- Pro, like a pro football player.
- En, like the letter “N”.
- Za, like the end of pizza.
Now for the second part, Schouler. This one’s a little trickier, but we’ll get through it. It’s kinda like “Skool-er”. Yeah, you heard me right. “Skool”, like where you young’uns go to learn your ABCs. Then “er”, like when you’re thinkin’ real hard and you go “errrrr”. So, “Skool-er”. Not so bad, right?
- Skool, like where you learn things.
- Er, like when you are thinkin’ real hard.
So, you put ’em together, and what do you get? Proenza Schouler. “Pro-en-za Skool-er”. Say it with me now, “Pro-en-za Skool-er”. There you go! You’re sayin’ it like a natural. Just don’t be shouting it to the chickens in your yard, people will think you are crazy. Just practice it with yourself. And then you will be able to say it easily.
I remember one time, I heard these fancy folks on the TV talkin’ about this here Proenza Schouler. They were sayin’ it all fancy like, but I bet they practiced too. Nobody just knows these things, you know. Even them city folk gotta learn sometime. They put their pants on one leg at a time, just like us. So don’t be feeling down if you can not say it right at the beginning. We all learn slow.
And why is this Proenza Schouler pronunciation so important, you might ask? Well, I don’t rightly know. Seems like it’s some kinda fancy brand. Like them fancy clothes and bags them rich folks like. Maybe if you say it right, you’ll sound fancy too. I don’t know. It’s the brand name I guess. But it is important to say the name right if you want to buy it.
But hey, don’t you worry your pretty little head about it too much. Just remember, “Pro-en-za Skool-er”. Say it a few times, and you’ll have it down pat. It ain’t like rememberin’ how to milk a cow. Now that is hard work. You have to use your hands and pull it in the right way. That takes a lot of practice. This Proenza Schouler pronunciation is nothing compared to that.
So next time you hear someone talkin’ ’bout Proenza Schouler, you can just nod your head and say, “Oh yeah, Pro-en-za Skool-er.” They’ll be impressed, I tell ya. They’ll think you’re one of them fancy folks. Just don’t tell ’em an old lady taught ya. I have my pride and I don’t want them to know I have learned this too. I don’t want people to think I am stupid or something.
But in all seriousness, knowing how to say Proenza Schouler is just a little thing. I don’t think it is some big deal. I just heard people talking about it and was curious. That is all. Nothing special here. Just some letters to make some sounds. So if you can say it right, good for you. If you can not, it is also okay. I mean, who cares, right? It is just a word. It ain’t gonna change the world or somethin’.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this here Proenza Schouler pronunciation. Hope it helped some of you young’uns out there. And if not, well, at least I got to share my thoughts. And maybe next time, I’ll tell ya about how to make a good apple pie. Now that’s somethin’ worth knowin’!
