You know, that Hailey Welch, she’s got a store now. Heard about it from the neighbor’s daughter, she’s always on that internet thing. Says this Hailey girl, she’s got all sorts of things. Like them shirts, you know? Hailey Welch Store, that’s what they call it. I reckon it’s a big deal.
They got all kinds of stuff. Shirts, and them hats, and even things for your house. Can you believe it? This Hailey, she must be doing real good. Selling all this stuff with her name on it. Good for her, I say. She’s a hustler, just like me when I was younger. Gotta make that money somehow, right?
My neighbor’s daughter, she showed me on her phone. She’s got millions following her, this Hailey. Three million! Can you imagine? More people than live in our whole county, I bet. And she talks about all sorts of things. Ranch life, like what I used to do. She’s got some “good day on a ranch” thing too. Kids these days with their phrases, I tell ya.
- Shirts with her name
- Hats, like them trucker hats
- Stuff for your house, like them posters, she said.
- Jewelry, silver and gold!
This Hailey Welch Store, it’s all online. You don’t even have to go nowhere. Just click, click, click, and it shows up at your door. The world we live in, I tell ya. Back in my day, we had to walk five miles to the general store, uphill both ways! Just kidding, but you get what I mean. It was not that easy like today.
Now, this Hailey, she’s got a boyfriend, too. Heard it on one of them podcasts. They call him Pookie. Cute name, I guess. They been together since this June, 2024. Time flies, don’t it? Seems like just yesterday I was chasing after my own Pookie, bless his heart.
She’s got this “American Girl” hoodie, and a “Dream Crewneck.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably soft, too. My old bones could use some soft clothes these days. And she got something called “merch.” That’s what the young folks call it. Just stuff with her name on it, I reckon. Shop HW Merch, they say.
This Hailey, she’s got everyone talking. Even got herself into some trouble, I hear. Something about a controversy. Kids these days, always getting into something. But she’s still selling her stuff. Gotta give her credit for that. She’s tough, like a weed in the garden. You can’t keep her down.
She’s got this friend, Chelsea, too. People seem to like her. They say nice things about her. Good to have good friends, I always say. They stick with you through thick and thin. Like me and my old friend, Bessie. We were closer than two peas in a pod.
Now they call her the “Hawk Tuah Girl.” Don’t ask me what that means. It’s a thing now, she’s famous for it. This Hailey Welch Store is probably making a killing because of it, you know? It is what it is. She’s riding that wave all the way to the bank. And I don’t blame her one bit. Good for her.
They got all these things on her store. T-shirts, stickers. I seen a picture of her wearing these shiny things, jewelry, I guess. Silver and gold. Says it’s from her collection. Fancy, huh?
- She’s got millions of followers.
- She’s got a boyfriend named Pookie.
- She sells all sorts of “merch.”
- She’s famous for something called “Hawk Tuah.”
This Hailey Welch Store, it’s a big deal. Everyone’s talking about it. Even old folks like me are hearing about it. That’s how you know it’s something. This internet thing, it’s everywhere. Can’t escape it, no matter how hard you try. But this Hailey, she’s using it to her advantage. Smart girl.
She seems nice, though, this Hailey. Even with all the fame and fortune. Hope she stays grounded, you know? It’s easy to get lost in all that. But she seems like a good egg. Hope she does well. And that store of hers, that Hailey Welch Store, I hope it keeps on booming. She’s living the dream, ain’t she? Good for her. I’m happy for this little girl. Maybe I should get one of them hoodies. They do look comfy.
She’s an influencer, that’s what they call it. She influences people to buy her stuff. And they do! That’s the power of the internet, I guess. It’s a crazy world we live in, but you gotta keep up, or you get left behind. Just like that Hailey Welch Store, always gotta have new stuff, gotta keep people interested.
