Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about somethin’ real interestin’ today, somethin’ ’bout a big ol’ behind, you hear? They call it the guinness world record for biggest butt. Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it myself, but the stories, oh honey, the stories are somethin’ else.
So, they got this book, see? The Guinness World Records. It’s got all sorts of crazy things in it. Like, the longest fingernails you ever did see! Can you imagine? And the tallest fella? Goodness gracious, must be hard to find clothes that fit. And tweets too, Lord have mercy they count how many times somethin’ gets sent around on that there internet thingy. But what we care about today is the biggest behind.
Now, there’s been a few ladies with some serious junk in the trunk, if you catch my drift. One woman, name of Mikel Ruffinelli, from Los Angeles I think they said, she had the widest hips in the world. That’s what they called it, “widest hips.” But we all know what that means, right? A whole lotta backside! They said she was about 39 years old when she got the record. Imagine carryin’ all that around!
- Mikel Ruffinelli: Widest hips, that’s what they said, but we know what they really meanin’. From Los Angeles, they say.
- Natasha Crown: This one, she went and got herself some work done. Butt lifts, they call ’em. Had a few of ’em, apparently. Said she started when she was just 20. From Serbia way, I heard.
- Some other lady: And then there’s this other gal, a mama from Chicago. 33 years old, they said. And she had the biggest butt! Can you believe it? A whole mother with all that back there. Bless her heart.
Now, I ain’t one to judge, mind you. Everybody’s built different, that’s what I always say. But these ladies, they somethin’ special. They got more behind than a whole hay wagon, I tell ya! Makes you wonder how they get through doorways, don’t it? And sittin’ down? Must need a whole extra-large chair!
They say this Mikel lady, she loved her shape. Good for her, I say. You gotta love what the good Lord gave ya, even if it’s a whole lotta somethin’! It ain’t easy bein’ different, I know that much. People gonna stare, they gonna talk. But you just gotta hold your head high and keep on walkin’. That’s what my mama always told me, and it’s good advice, even if you ain’t got the biggest butt in the world.
And this Natasha gal, she wanted that big behind. Went and got it herself, piece by piece. That’s her business, I reckon. But it takes all kinds, don’t it? Some folks born with it, some folks gotta work for it. Either way, it’s somethin’ to see, that’s for sure.
So, there you have it. A little somethin’ about the guinness world record for biggest butt. It’s a crazy world, ain’t it? People doin’ all sorts of things, lookin’ all sorts of ways. But that’s what makes life interesting, I guess. Just remember to be kind, y’all. Everybody’s got their own story, their own struggles, and their own, well, their own behind, big or small.
Biggest Butt In The World, they call it. And it’s somethin’ folks are really interested in. I mean, who woulda thought? But hey, it takes all kinds to make a world, and that’s the truth.
And remember, this here book, the Guinness World Records, it ain’t just about big behinds, you know. It’s about all sorts of records, big and small, strange and wonderful. It’s a celebration of bein’ different, of pushin’ the limits, of bein’ the best at somethin’, even if that somethin’ is havin’ the biggest butt.
So next time you hear about the Guinness World Records, you remember this here story. And you remember those ladies, bless their hearts, with all that backside. They somethin’ else, that’s for sure.
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