Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout these celebrities and their, uh, whatchamacallits…thongs! Yeah, those tiny little things they wear.
Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, ya know? I just see what I see. And these young gals, these famous ones? They ain’t shy, that’s for sure. They’re showin’ off them thongs like it’s nobody’s business. Like that Kim Kardashian gal. Always seein’ her pictures in the magazines at the store. She’s walkin’ on the beach, and bam! There it is. A little stringy thing.
- And that Kylie Jenner one too. She’s always got somethin’ goin’ on. These young’uns, they like to show it all, I guess. Can’t say I understand it, but hey, it ain’t my place to judge.
- Oh, and that Hailey Baldwin girl, married to that singer, right? She’s another one. They all wearin’ these thongs. It’s like a competition or somethin’.
They call it a “g-string” sometimes. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a tiny piece of cloth, if ya ask me. These girls, they wear ’em with all sorts of things. Swimsuits, dresses…heck, sometimes I think they wear ’em under their regular clothes just for the heck of it. Showin’ ’em off, that’s the name of the game, I reckon.
This summer, they say it’s the summer of the “beach thong.” Well, I’ll be. Like folks ain’t been wearin’ thongs to the beach before. But these celebrities, they make it a big deal, ya know? They get their pictures taken, and then everyone starts doin’ it. That’s how it goes, I guess.
I saw a picture of this Emily Ratajkowski girl. Another one with the thong. And that Kendall Jenner, she’s in on it too. They’re all wearin’ ’em, these models. Skinny as a rail, most of ’em, but they sure know how to get attention.
It ain’t just the beach, neither. They wearin’ these thongs with dresses now, too. Backless dresses, so you can see the thong stickin’ out. Like that Katy Perry singer. Heard she was doin’ it too. I tell ya, it’s somethin’. These young folks and their fashion.
Now, I heard tell that down in New Jersey, them thongs have been popular for a while now. At first, it was just the young gals, and the ones with, well, flat behinds. They say it makes ’em look curvier. But now, everyone’s wearin’ ’em. It’s become normal, I guess. Times are changin’, that’s for sure.
They even got different kinds of thongs, I hear. Different styles, different patterns. These celebrities, they like to show off all the different kinds. It’s like they got a whole closet full of ’em. And they take pictures, lots of pictures, and put ’em on that “Instagram” thing. That’s where all the young folks are these days, showin’ off everything.
I saw some pictures of this “Pohl” girl. Don’t know who she is, but she’s got a whole bunch of thong pictures. Different colors, different everything. It’s like a fashion show, but it’s just her, takin’ pictures of herself in her underwear. Well, I never.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about these celebrity thongs. They’re tiny, they’re everywhere, and these young gals sure love to wear ’em. It’s a different world now, I tell ya. A different world.
