Alright, so you wanna hear about them Dune 2 photos, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a whole lot of fuss about sand and worms, just like the old folks used to talk about, only this time it’s on the big screen, not just stories around the fire.
I saw some pictures, and let me tell ya, they got this fella, this Paul, tryin’ to ride a big ol’ worm. Imagine that! A worm bigger than a house, and he’s tryin’ to hop on it like it’s a horse. Silly if you ask me, but that’s what them movie folks do, always makin’ a big to-do about nothin’.
This director guy, Denis, somethin’ or other, he says it took ’em a whole week sometimes just to get one shot of that worm ridin’. A whole week! Back in my day, we got things done quick, no fussin’ around. But these fellas, they gotta have everything just so, makin’ it all fancy and whatnot.
- Big Worms: Them worms, they call ’em Shai-Hulud, ain’t no regular earthworms, no sir. They’re huge, like I said, bigger than a house, and they live in the sand. Scary lookin’ things, if you ask me.
- Paul’s Ride: This Paul fella, he’s gotta prove himself to some desert people, the Fremen they call ’em. And how’s he do it? By ridin’ that big ol’ worm. Seems like a dumb way to prove somethin’, but what do I know?
- Lots of Work: That director, he had a whole separate team just to film them worm scenes. They called it the Worm Unit. Imagine that, a whole bunch of folks just workin’ on gettin’ that worm on camera. Musta cost a pretty penny.
Now, they got this clip, a behind-the-scenes thing, showin’ how they filmed it all. Folks runnin’ around, cameras everywhere, and that worm, well, it ain’t real, ya know. It’s all them movie tricks, CGI they call it. But it looks real enough, I gotta say.
This whole Dune thing, it’s a big deal, I hear. Box office this and box office that, makin’ all sorts of money. More money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime, that’s for sure. And they say this second movie, Dune 2, it’s makin’ even more than the first one. Guess folks like watchin’ worms and sand.
They say Paul, this actor, Timmy somethin’, he got paid a whole bunch of money for this movie. Millions, they say. Millions! Just for ridin’ a fake worm. Can you believe it? Makes you think, don’t it?
And there’s this thing about the worms not eatin’ people, not always anyway. Seems too much water in us humans ain’t good for ’em. So they ain’t just mindless monsters, I guess. They got their reasons, just like the rest of us.
Anyways, them Dune 2 photos, they’re somethin’ else. All that sand, them big worms, and this fella Paul tryin’ to be a hero. It’s a whole lotta noise and fuss, but folks seem to like it. Me? I’d rather just sit on the porch and watch the chickens, but that’s just me.
So, if you wanna see some fancy worm ridin’ and a whole lot of sand, go see this Dune 2 movie. Just don’t expect it to make a whole lotta sense. It’s a movie, after all, not real life. And remember, them worms, they ain’t real neither.
Dune 2, huh? Who woulda thought? Worms and sand and a whole lotta money. The world’s a strange place, I tell ya. A strange and wonderful place, sometimes.
And that’s all I gotta say about them dune 2 photos. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
