This here Donald Trump, he’s somethin’ else, ain’t he? Always in the news, that one. And now they’re talkin’ ’bout his ear, of all things. Sayin’ he’s got a pillow for it. Well, I’ll be! A special pillow just for his ear. What will they think of next?
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but I heard tell he was at some big fancy meetin’. This Republican National Convention, they call it. Sounds important. He was there and he has gauze over his ear. Must have hurt his self somewhere.
They say he was at a rally, where he talks to folks, you know. And some fella tried to do somethin’ bad to him. Shoot him, even! Can you imagine? Right there in front of everybody. Lord have mercy, the world we live in.
So this Donald Trump, he’s got this bandage on his ear. Big ol’ thing, it was. But then, poof! It’s gone. Just like that. Must be some kinda magic trick. Or maybe he’s just tougher than he looks.
And then there’s this other fella, a doctor. Ronny Jackson, his name is. He used to work for Donald Trump, up there in the White House. He even became a congressman now. Big shot, that one.
So why all this fuss about a pillow for his ear? I don’t rightly know. Maybe his ear is special. Maybe it needs extra cushionin’. Or maybe it’s just another one of them things rich folks do.
But this ear pillow, it’s got folks talkin’. They’re sayin’ all sorts of things. Some good, some bad. That’s just how it is with Donald Trump, ain’t it? He’s always stirrin’ up the pot. Always keepin’ people guessin’.
I seen a lot in my day, but this here’s a new one on me. A pillow just for your ear. What a time to be alive!
This Donald Trump ear pillow. It’s the talk of the town. Or at least, the talk of the internet.
And all this talk about his ear, makes me think about my own. Sometimes they ache, you know. Especially when the weather changes. Maybe I need one of them ear pillows too!
But all jokes aside, you should take care of yourself. Health is very important. If you feel bad, just go to the hospital and see a doctor.
Here are some tips for a good sleep:
- Get a good pillow. Not that ear pillow, just a normal one.
- Don’t eat too much before bed. You won’t sleep good.
- Try to sleep and wake up at the same time every day. Even on weekends!
- Don’t drink coffee before bed. You’ll be up all night.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this Donald Trump ear pillow business. It’s a strange world we live in, ain’t it? But we just gotta keep on truckin’, I suppose. Keep our heads down, do our best, and hope for the best. And maybe, just maybe, get ourselves a good night’s sleep. Even if we don’t have a fancy ear pillow like Donald Trump. But you should have a good pillow. It helps you sleep better. A good sleep is important to your health. You know what I mean. We are not young anymore. We should take care of ourselves.
This Donald Trump, he is a tough guy. And he is old too. But he is still kicking. I don’t know how he does that. But I think he must have good doctors. Good doctors are important. They know what to do.
I hope he is okay. He is a good man, I think. Even if he makes some mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. Right?
This world is crazy. Be careful out there. There are some bad people in this world. You should protect yourself. Don’t trust everyone.
Well, I should go now. I have chores to do. I need to feed my chickens. They are hungry. They need to eat too. Just like us. Everyone needs to eat.
