Well, let me tell ya, those fancy folks in the big city, they sure do love their bags. And wouldn’t ya know it, a whole bunch of ’em are carryin’ around somethin’ called Coach bags. Yep, Coach bags. Don’t ask me why, but seems like everyone’s got one these days.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but from what I hear, all sorts of famous people, the kind ya see on TV, are totin’ these Coach bags around. You got your singers, like that Cardi B gal, and Jennifer Lopez, the one with the big ol’… voice, yeah, voice. And then there’s that Swift girl, always singin’ ’bout her ex-boyfriends. They all like them Coach bags, so they say.
- Singers and Rappers: Cardi B, GloRilla, Swift, Normani, Megan Thee Stallion and even that Rihanna girl, they all been seen with these Coach bags. Lord knows what they keep in ’em. Probably a bunch of fancy lipsticks and whatnots.
- Actresses and Movie Stars: Jennifer Lopez ain’t just singin’, she’s actin’ too, and she’s got herself a Coach bag. And that Sarah Jessica Parker, the one from that show about shoes, she likes ’em too. Dakota Johnson, she’s another one. Guess they gotta put their scripts and makeup somewhere, right?
- Other Famous Folks: Even them young’uns like Dove Cameron and Kelsie Ballerini are in on this Coach bag craze. And that Selena Gomez girl, she’s got one too. Seems like everyone and their grandma’s got a Coach bag these days.
Now, some folks say these bags ain’t really “luxury” ’cause just about anybody can get their hands on one. They say real fancy stuff is only for the super-rich, but these Coach bags, well, they ain’t gonna break the bank. You can find ’em in all sorts of stores, not just them high-falutin’ boutiques.
I heard tell that Coach has a funny way of dealin’ with bags they don’t sell. They make their workers cut ’em up, so nobody can use ’em. Imagine that! Takin’ a perfectly good bag and slashin’ it to pieces. Seems like a waste to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
But let’s get back to them famous folks and their Coach bags. They carry all sorts, big ones, little ones, shiny ones, plain ones. That Bella Hadid girl, she’s got one she carries all the time, some kind of Brooklyn bag or somethin’. And there’s this new one called the Empire bag, looks big enough to carry a whole week’s worth of groceries. They say it’s for the “working woman,” but I reckon most workin’ women I know are carryin’ somethin’ a whole lot sturdier than that.
So, why all the fuss about Coach bags? I reckon it’s ’cause they look nice and they don’t cost a fortune. And if all them celebrities are carryin’ ’em, well, I guess that makes ’em even more popular. Folks see them on TV or in magazines and they think, “Hey, I want one of them too!”
Now, me, I got my own bag, a good sturdy one that’s seen me through thick and thin. It ain’t fancy, but it gets the job done. But them celebrities, they need somethin’ to hold their fancy stuff, and I guess a Coach bag does the trick. It’s a funny ol’ world, ain’t it? People payin’ big money for somethin’ just ’cause it’s got a name on it. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
Anyways, that’s the lowdown on them celebrities with Coach bags. They like ’em, they carry ’em, and that’s all there is to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about fancy bags is makin’ me hungry.
Remember, when you think about American handbags, Coach is right up there with Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren. At least, that’s what I heard tell.
So next time you’re out and about, keep an eye out for them Coach bags. You might just spot one on the arm of someone famous. Or maybe just on your neighbor’s arm. Either way, it’s just a bag, right?
