That Burberry, you know, that big name, they got this new thing, Goddess. Smells like, what’s that they call it? Sweet stuff. Emma Mackey, that pretty girl from the picture shows, she’s the face for it. Big deal, I reckon. Ain’t she a looker, though?
They say it’s for the ladies. Burberry Goddess, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like them Greek gods and what not. My granddaughter, she’s all about them fancy smells. Me? I just like that lavender soap my sister makes. Simple, you know? But this here Goddess, they say it’s somethin’ special. A story or somethin’.
They say it’s supposed to make you feel, oh, what’s the word…sure of yourself. Goddess review says it’s a story of “self-discovery.” Well, I discovered myself a long time ago, I reckon. Don’t need no fancy perfume to tell me who I am! Ha!
But, I guess some folks like that sort of thing. My granddaughter, she’d probably love this Burberry Goddess. She’s always sprayin’ herself with somethin’. Makes the whole house smell like a flower shop exploded. Sometimes it’s nice, sometimes it gives me a headache.
This here Burberry Goddess, it lasts, they say, about six hours. Six hours of smellin’ like that, huh? Well, I guess that’s good. Don’t want to be sprayin’ yourself all day long. Unless you’re tryin’ to cover up somethin’. Like that time old man Johnson’s cow got loose and ended up in my garden. Took a week to get that smell out!
They talk about what it smells like. Sweet, I reckon. Like vanilla or somethin’. They say it’s special because of that. Like it’s something you ain’t never smelled before. Well, I’ve smelled a lot of things in my life, sweet and otherwise. Don’t know if this Burberry Goddess is all that different.
They got different kinds, too, I hear. This one, the regular one, and then somethin’ called “Intense.” Intense, huh? Like when my old rooster gets riled up. He’s intense, alright. Chases everyone around the yard. Maybe this perfume does the same. Chases all the fellas around!
- Burberry Goddess review: It’s new.
- It’s for the ladies.
- Supposed to make you feel good.
- That Emma Mackey is in the picture for it.
- Smells sweet, they say.
- Lasts about six hours.
- There’s a regular one and an “Intense” one.
They say this Burberry Goddess Intense, it goes good with other smells. Like, you can mix and match. Well, that’s somethin’, I guess. Like when you add a little sugar to your tea. Makes it a little somethin’ extra. But me, I just like my tea plain.
This whole thing, it’s a lot of fuss, ain’t it? Over a smell. But I guess folks like to smell nice. And if this Burberry Goddess makes them feel good, well, who am I to judge? Just like my prize-winnin’ apple pie. Makes everyone feel good. Even if I do say so myself.
That Emma, though. They sure picked a pretty one for the pictures. Maybe that’s what sells it. A pretty face and a fancy name. Burberry Goddess. Got a ring to it, don’t it? Makes you think of somethin’ special. Even if it is just a smell. They say it is a story of self discovery found through confidence or somethin’.
This Burberry Goddess, it’s got folks talkin’, I’ll give it that. Everyone’s doin’ a Burberry Goddess review. Sayin’ if it’s good or not. If it’s worth all the money. ‘Cause it ain’t cheap, you know. Fancy things never are. My granddaughter says it is today’s offering.
Well, I reckon if you got the money to spend, and you like to smell fancy, then this Burberry Goddess might be for you. Just don’t go sprayin’ too much, or you’ll give everyone a headache! And if you see old man Johnson, tell him to keep his cow out of my garden! That’s a smell no perfume can fix!
