Well, let me tell ya about these Air Jordan Wedges, you know, the shoes all them young girls are wearin’ these days. I seen ’em around, and they look kinda fancy, but I don’t rightly understand why they gotta make ’em so high up off the ground.
First off, them shoes, they got that Jumpman fella on ’em. I ain’t sure who he is, but he must be important ’cause he’s on everythin’. Nike, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d shout when you stub your toe! Anyways, these Air Jordans, they ain’t just for the fellas no more. They got ’em for the gals too, and they make ’em with this wedge thing on the bottom.
Now, I ain’t no shoe expert, but I know what’s comfortable. And these things, they look like they’d twist your ankle faster than a greased pig at the county fair. All high and mighty, like you’re walkin’ on stilts. Why a body would wanna do that, I ain’t got a clue.
- They got all sorts of colors, I seen. Red, black, white, even some bright shiny ones that look like a disco ball exploded.
- And they come in different heights too. Some low, some in the middle, and some high tops that go all the way up your ankle. Like you’re wearin’ little boots, but with a wedge heel. Makes no sense to me.
- I heard tell they cost a pretty penny too. Hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, some even more! Lord have mercy, that’s more than I pay for a whole month’s worth of groceries!
They say these Womens Air Jordan Collection shoes are real popular. You can find ’em online, at that Nike place, or in them fancy stores at the mall. They got free shippin’ and returns, whatever that means. And sometimes, you can get ’em on sale, they say. Knock off a few dollars here and there. But still, they’re too expensive for my taste.
I seen some that are called Air Jordan 3 Retro Tex Desert and Air Jordan 6 Retro Pearl Women’s, sound mighty fancy, don’t they? But to me, a shoe is a shoe. It’s supposed to keep your feet dry and comfy, not make you look like you’re tryin’ to be taller than you are.
And another thing, these Air Jordan 1 Mid Women’s Shoes, they say are real popular too. I guess some folks like to feel like they’re walkin’ on clouds, but I prefer my feet planted firmly on the ground. That way, I can run after them chickens when they get loose, or chase them grandkids around the yard without worryin’ about fallin’ over.
I seen some places sellin’ these Air Jordan Wedges for up to 60% off. That’s still too much money if you ask me. You can get a good pair of work boots for a whole lot less, and they’ll last you longer too. These fancy shoes, they probably fall apart after a few months of wearin’.
I tell ya, these young folks, they got their own way of doin’ things. They like them fancy clothes and shoes, and they don’t mind spendin’ a fortune on ’em. Me? I’d rather save my money for somethin’ useful, like a new set of pots and pans, or maybe a good strong fence to keep them rabbits out of the garden.
But, if you like them Air Jordans and they make you happy, then go ahead and wear ’em. It ain’t my place to tell you what to do. Just be careful walkin’ in them wedge heels, you hear? You don’t wanna go breakin’ your neck tryin’ to look stylish.
So that’s my two cents on these Air Jordan Wedges. They’re high, they’re fancy, and they’re expensive. I reckon I’ll stick to my old trusty shoes, thank you very much. They might not be fashionable, but they get the job done, and that’s all that matters to me.
And folks say they come in Low, Mid and High, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. Low to the ground, high up in the sky, makes no nevermind to an old lady like me. Just give me somethin’ that keeps my feet warm and dry, and I’ll be happy as a clam.
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