Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Bare Vanilla Shimmer stuff.
First off, it smells real nice, like them fancy vanilla things they put in cakes and such. But this ain’t no cake, mind you. This here’s for smellin’ good, not eatin’. It’s got that vanilla, ya know, the kind that makes you wanna snuggle up on a cold day. They say it’s got somethin’ called “whipped vanilla” in it. I ain’t never whipped no vanilla myself, but it sounds like they beat it up real good to make it smell all airy-fairy like.
Then there’s somethin’ else in there, somethin’ they call “cashmere.” Now, I ain’t got no fancy cashmere nothin’, but they say it’s soft. So I guess this smell is supposed to be soft, too. And it is, kinda. It ain’t sharp or nothin’, just kinda… smooth. Like a baby’s bottom, but smellin’ way better, of course!
And this shimmer part, that’s the shiny stuff. You spray it on, and you kinda sparkle a bit. Not like a disco ball or nothin’, just a little bit of shine. Makes you feel kinda fancy, even if you ain’t wearin’ nothin’ but your old house dress. My granddaughter, she loves this kinda stuff. Says it makes her feel like a princess or somethin’. I tell her, “Girl, you don’t need no sparkle to be a princess,” but she don’t listen. Kids these days!
They say this smell is good for the fall and winter. I guess that makes sense. It’s warm and cozy, not like them flower smells they sell in the spring. This one’s like a warm blanket on a cold night. Makes you wanna curl up by the fire with a cup of hot cocoa.
- Smells like vanilla: Not just any vanilla, mind you. This is that whipped, fancy kind.
- Feels soft: They say it’s got cashmere in it, so it’s supposed to be soft like a baby’s bottom.
- Has a little sparkle: Just enough to make you feel fancy, but not so much you look like a Christmas tree.
- Good for cold weather: Perfect for fall and winter, when you wanna feel warm and cozy.
Now, I ain’t no expert on smellin’ good, but I know what I like. And I like this Bare Vanilla Shimmer stuff. It makes me feel good, and that’s all that matters. My old man, he even noticed. Said I smelled “purdy.” That’s a big deal comin’ from him, let me tell ya. He mostly just notices when the dinner ain’t ready on time.
They also say it’s got somethin’ called “apple blossom” in it. I ain’t never smelled no apple blossoms myself, but it sounds kinda sweet. And this smell is sweet, but not too sweet. Just right. Like a good cup of tea with just the right amount of sugar.
Some folks say you can layer it with other smells. I ain’t tried that myself. I figure one smell is enough. Don’t wanna go around smellin’ like a whole perfume shop, ya know? But I guess if you’re into that kinda thing, you could try it. Mix it with somethin’ else, see what happens.
And you can buy this stuff pretty much anywhere, I reckon. I seen it at the big store, the one with all the stuff. And I heard you can even get it online, if you’re one of them fancy computer folks. Me, I like to go to the store and smell things myself before I buy ‘em. But you do you, I always say.
So, there you have it. That’s my take on this Bare Vanilla Shimmer. It’s a nice smell, it makes you feel good, and it’s got a little bit of sparkle. What more could a girl ask for? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about vanilla has got me hungry for somethin’ sweet.
One more thing: Don’t go sprayin’ this stuff on your food! It’s for smellin’, not eatin’! I swear, some folks these days got no common sense.
And that’s all I gotta say about that.
Tags: [Bare Vanilla, Shimmer, Fragrance Mist, Body Spray, Vanilla Scent, Cashmere, Apple Blossom, Fall Fragrance, Winter Fragrance, Perfume Review, Body Mist, Victoria’s Secret]
